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Old 19-11-2012, 06:00 AM   #4741 (permalink)
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Why does every single job available want a minimum of 2 years experience in the industry?

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Old 19-11-2012, 06:06 AM   #4742 (permalink)
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Better than the panic button you hit during said exam when you realised you've written down complete bull**** for 5/6ths of it
Yeh, sitting in the middle of a cold hall, head feels like it's about to explode in a mass of blood and failed life. We've all been there.

Exams suck balls. I figured out the other day I've done 100+ Uni exams in my life and I still get just as nervous about them as I ever did.
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Old 19-11-2012, 06:57 AM   #4743 (permalink)
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I'm generally good with nerves, until you actually feel screwed. Had a mare during the complex analysis exam, though, had nfi for most of it. Mind you, neither did anyone else, it seemed.
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Old 19-11-2012, 08:11 AM   #4744 (permalink)
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The Qantas video flight safety message with Clarke, Ponting, Siddle and Wade is the cheesiest thing ever.
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The Qantas video flight safety message with Clarke, Ponting, Siddle and Wade is the cheesiest thing ever.
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Old 19-11-2012, 08:16 AM   #4746 (permalink)
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Old 19-11-2012, 08:19 AM   #4748 (permalink)
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Local food could lead to arse spraying mayhem, but the showers in the lounge were good.

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Old 19-11-2012, 09:06 AM   #4749 (permalink)
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What am I thinking? Why the hell is there nothing interesting on the tv
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Old 19-11-2012, 09:12 AM   #4750 (permalink)
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What am I thinking? Why the hell is there nothing interesting on the tv
'cos it's the middle of the afternoon?
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Old 19-11-2012, 09:14 AM   #4751 (permalink)
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'cos it's the middle of the afternoon?
touche, but still you would expect with over 100 channels there would be something worth watching...daytime tv sucks.
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touche, but still you would expect with over 100 channels there would be something worth watching...daytime tv sucks.
Couldn't agree more - what I find particularly galling is that there isn't an episode of The Magic Roundabout to be spotted in the schedules anywhere - today's children are seriously deprived, as indeed am I
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touche, but still you would expect with over 100 channels there would be something worth watching...daytime tv sucks.
You mean you arn't interested in re-runs of Top Gear from 2004?


More to the point, what are you doing at home? You should either be at work, or if you're a student, sleeping off the hangover.
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Couldn't agree more - what I find particularly galling is that there isn't an episode of The Magic Roundabout to be spotted in the schedules anywhere - today's children are seriously deprived, as indeed am I
Too true, the kids of today are growing up stupid because they dont have the wealth of mind bending, intellectual programs we grew up on
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You mean you arn't interested in re-runs of Top Gear from 2004?


More to the point, what are you doing at home? You should either be at work, or if you're a student, sleeping off the hangover.
Im poorly feeling sorry for myself was bad enough but then seeing an orange Dickinson on the TV with his antiques made me feel worse that I could cry.
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