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Old 26-10-2012, 05:49 PM   #4681 (permalink)
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Thinking Michael Clarke ain't so bad after all.

Saw Clarkey at The Establishment last night here in Sydney. Pretty nice guy, just had a few drinks for a couple of hours. Was talking to a few guys (I think Social was one of them ).
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:12 AM   #4682 (permalink)
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When the storied history of The Grand Golf Club is written, the wizened old souls will talk long and loud of Burge's back-to-back-to-back birdies on 7, 8 and 9.
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:16 AM   #4683 (permalink)
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:20 AM   #4684 (permalink)
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:23 AM   #4685 (permalink)
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:26 AM   #4686 (permalink)
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Never had a root, have you mate?
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Old 27-10-2012, 05:57 AM   #4687 (permalink)
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Whether it's time to find a new club when you're picked as a bowler and your captain has given you 5 overs in two games.

Sorry mate, we don't tolerate looseners in pub cricket. Especially from leg spinners.
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Old 27-10-2012, 06:28 AM   #4688 (permalink)
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maybe you're just a ****?
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Old 27-10-2012, 06:33 AM   #4689 (permalink)
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Yeah, but I'd like time to get into my rhythm of almost ****.
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Old 27-10-2012, 06:40 AM   #4690 (permalink)
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Just had the Marriott food and beverage manager chip me for falling wsleep in a bourbon qt their Gold Coast hotel. **** he is

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Old 27-10-2012, 08:11 AM   #4691 (permalink)
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And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
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OK, show of hands. Does anyone actually find David Letterman funny?
I can confirm that when you go to a filming, they force you to clap your hands off prior to the start, and threaten you with expulsion and/or deportation from the US if you don't laugh at least 10 times a minute. That's why my smile is so forced in this clip... (i'm in the blue shirt next to the guy in the Late Show shirt).

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I don't think he's particularly funny, do think he's clever.

And he's good at taking down people he has no time for. When they are on his own show. Spencer Pratt on Letterman - YouTube
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