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    Thinking Michael Clarke ain't so bad after all.

    Saw Clarkey at The Establishment last night here in Sydney. Pretty nice guy, just had a few drinks for a couple of hours. Was talking to a few guys (I think Social was one of them ).

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    When the storied history of The Grand Golf Club is written, the wizened old souls will talk long and loud of Burge's back-to-back-to-back birdies on 7, 8 and 9.
    WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
    "People make me happy.. not places.. people"

    "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson

    "Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn

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    My brain, my second best organ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spooony View Post
    My brain, my second best organ...
    Yes, I have heard the stories of your right kidney.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rvd619323 View Post
    Yes, I have heard the stories of your right kidney.
    Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes

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    Never had a root, have you mate?

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    Whether it's time to find a new club when you're picked as a bowler and your captain has given you 5 overs in two games.

    Sorry mate, we don't tolerate looseners in pub cricket. Especially from leg spinners.
    "The Australian cricket captain is the Prime Minister Australia wishes it had. Steve Waugh is that man, Michael Clarke is not." - Jarrod Kimber

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    maybe you're just a ****?
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    I just love all kinds of balls.

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    Yeah, but I'd like time to get into my rhythm of almost ****.

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    Just had the Marriott food and beverage manager chip me for falling wsleep in a bourbon qt their Gold Coast hotel. **** he is

    "We can't serve you any more sir"

    "What makes you think I want any?"

    Tripped over his umbilical cord on the way out

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    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

    Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta

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    Quote Originally Posted by uvelocity View Post
    maybe you're just a ****?
    If I had one I would have been rich!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellAlbidarned View Post
    OK, show of hands. Does anyone actually find David Letterman funny?
    I can confirm that when you go to a filming, they force you to clap your hands off prior to the start, and threaten you with expulsion and/or deportation from the US if you don't laugh at least 10 times a minute. That's why my smile is so forced in this clip... (i'm in the blue shirt next to the guy in the Late Show shirt).

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    I don't think he's particularly funny, do think he's clever.

    And he's good at taking down people he has no time for. When they are on his own show. Spencer Pratt on Letterman - YouTube

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    Context is everything.

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