Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
I'm not the one who picked that avatar Brumby.
Spare it ****. Go and write me an essay regarding your thoughts on Paul Levesque.
Joined a toastmasters club today. While I was mingling with the other members I mentioned I played cricket for Upper Hutt. This woman said oh perhaps you have played against my husband Ewen Chatfield. So that was interesting. I now know too people who know the NaeNae Express.
Later I went to the driving range where I tried to work on my hook that has crept into my game every since I have taken lessons.
Then went to the video store - where some horrendous child was telling his parents at the top of his voice that he needed to go to the washroom. And then every movie on the rack was his FAVOURITE MOVIE said in a high pitched squeal that was giving me a headache.
I tried to go to the opposite end of the store from where he was standing but he kept following me around so I couldn't escape him. In a rush I grabbed some romance movie and left the store.
I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowdOverrated XI Warner, Rutherford, Steve Smith, Rahane, Bairstow, Alecz Day, Donovan Grobelaar, Luke Ronchi, Faulkner, Dan Christian, Permaulone day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
Dear God, someone who posts here considers being an English club umpire as a badge of honour...
A bank balance of £0.80 isn't going to get me very far.... but I have a tux. So I'll look half decent getting nowhere.
It's all about the appearance my friend. As long as you look good, nothing else matters.
Does anyone know if Italy have a version of Master Chef? Imagine it to be so gun.
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
Episode with guest appearance from Luigi the highlight of the series itbt
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