That I may slip out at lunchtime and buy the black boots i saw in my favourite shop..to cheer myself up...
Just saw a big cormorant at the beach - closest I've come to a decent shag in a while tbh
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn
#408. Sixty three not out forever.
In Groundhog Day, why didnt Bill Murray pull an all-nighter just to see if it got him through to the next morning?
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Schtarker! This is KAOS. Ve don't "pppfffffffttttttt" here!
I might give my bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey liqueur a nudge tonight.
Woman is (sic) devil ting (sic).
Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."
Those fingers in my hair...
That sly, come hither stare,
Leaves my conscience bare
You oughta know, tonight is the night to let it go,
Put on a show, I wanna see how you lose control!
What I'm Thinking:
"Why oh why did she name her kid Ahleeya-Muhree
will this thread last long
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
"Am I cool enough to have a nice dinner by myself in North Adelaide or will ppl just think I'm weird?
RIP Craig - all round top guy. <3
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