That I may slip out at lunchtime and buy the black boots i saw in my favourite shop..to cheer myself up...
Rulers make bad lovers
You better put your kingdom up for sale..
For humans,the only certainties are death and taxes. Robots will only pay taxes.
Just saw a big cormorant at the beach - closest I've come to a decent shag in a while tbh
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn
#408. Sixty three not out forever.
In Groundhog Day, why didnt Bill Murray pull an all-nighter just to see if it got him through to the next morning?
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Schtarker! This is KAOS. Ve don't "pppfffffffttttttt" here!
I might give my bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey liqueur a nudge tonight.
Woman is (sic) devil ting (sic).
Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."
Those fingers in my hair...
That sly, come hither stare,
Leaves my conscience bare
You oughta know, tonight is the night to let it go,
Put on a show, I wanna see how you lose control!
What I'm Thinking:
"Why oh why did she name her kid Ahleeya-Muhree
will this thread last long
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
"Am I cool enough to have a nice dinner by myself in North Adelaide or will ppl just think I'm weird?
RIP Craig - all round top guy. <3
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