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Old 01-01-2012, 11:31 AM   #4006 (permalink)
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Old 01-01-2012, 01:34 PM   #4007 (permalink)
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Old 01-01-2012, 02:33 PM   #4008 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:32 AM   #4009 (permalink)
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My sister has just informed me that my ex girlfriend has been on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Not sure how to take this news. I did tell the smug sibling that I was more disappointed in her for watching it than in said ex for being on it, but that was just to shut her up.
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:42 AM   #4010 (permalink)
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Did she say what the topic of the day was?

"My Boyfriend loves posting on Cricket websites more than he does meeeee"
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:50 PM   #4011 (permalink)
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My sister has just informed me that my ex girlfriend has been on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Not sure how to take this news. I did tell the smug sibling that I was more disappointed in her for watching it than in said ex for being on it, but that was just to shut her up.
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:54 PM   #4012 (permalink)
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My sister has just informed me that my ex girlfriend has been on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Not sure how to take this news. I did tell the smug sibling that I was more disappointed in her for watching it than in said ex for being on it, but that was just to shut her up.
I suspect it was the trauma of her ex having a posting race with a Precam multi* that tipped her over the edge



*One which IIRC has been correctly substantiated and proved, and subsequently banned by the mods, and as such there is no false accusation occurring here
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Actually, Blaze 18 was only proven to be an alias of "Avada Kedavra", who IIRC was never proven to be Precam.

Mods, ban this loose cannon, quickly
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:02 AM   #4016 (permalink)
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Actually, Blaze 18 was only proven to be an alias of "Avada Kedavra", who IIRC was never proven to be Precam.

Mods, ban this loose cannon, quickly
After reading the forum where Athlai found the entire sorry lot of them, I propose we ban anyone who posts on that forum.

Athlai, please go and make an account there.
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