The Dominion Post was sold out so I picked up the Manawatu Standard instead. Neatly positioned after the sports section was the erotic entertainment section offering massages and so forth. For the novelty value I read through them. To my surprise the key highlighted selling feature of one woman was that she was open for XMAS. Just shook my head in disbelief. How many clients will she get on XMAS day. Excuse me everybody after I open the presents I just have to pop out for a couple of hours but I will be back in time for Christmas lunch.
I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowdOverrated XI Warner, Rutherford, Steve Smith, Rahane, Bairstow, Alecz Day, Donovan Grobelaar, Luke Ronchi, Faulkner, Dan Christian, Permaulone day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
Never seen an ocean a thousand feet off the ground before.
Originally Posted by Peter Mooresforever 63*
Originally Posted by zaremba
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I'm an adult, voting human, thanks, not a ****ing dog.
Run along boy!
Watching Freddie takes on the world on History channel atm
They should have stopped making the Nightmare on Elm Street movies after the first one. And why the **** is it on the History channel anyways? :s
Stfu it's about flintoff
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You and me could make a bad romaaance... woah-ohhh-ohhhh
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