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    The Dominion Post was sold out so I picked up the Manawatu Standard instead. Neatly positioned after the sports section was the erotic entertainment section offering massages and so forth. For the novelty value I read through them. To my surprise the key highlighted selling feature of one woman was that she was open for XMAS. Just shook my head in disbelief. How many clients will she get on XMAS day. Excuse me everybody after I open the presents I just have to pop out for a couple of hours but I will be back in time for Christmas lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane View Post
    The Dominion Post was sold out so I picked up the Manawatu Standard instead. Neatly positioned after the sports section was the erotic entertainment section offering massages and so forth. For the novelty value I read through them. To my surprise the key highlighted selling feature of one woman was that she was open for XMAS. Just shook my head in disbelief. How many clients will she get on XMAS day. Excuse me everybody after I open the presents I just have to pop out for a couple of hours but I will be back in time for Christmas lunch.
    Uncle was a taxi driver, said Christmas time was very predictable for driving people to such places. Trust story.
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    They should have stopped making the Nightmare on Elm Street movies after the first one. And why the **** is it on the History channel anyways? :s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shri View Post
    They should have stopped making the Nightmare on Elm Street movies after the first one. And why the **** is it on the History channel anyways? :s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Home town bully tbf.

    Just heard the most Googled phrase of 2011 has been "Lady Gaga".

    The least Googled phrase of 2011 has been "Lady Gaga nude".

    What about "Is lady Gaga a man"?



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