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Old 10-12-2011, 11:00 PM   #3886 (permalink)
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Forecast to utterly piss down during the Foos gig on thursday. Should be a quality night.
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Old 13-12-2011, 05:55 PM   #3887 (permalink)
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Old 13-12-2011, 08:54 PM   #3888 (permalink)
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Old 14-12-2011, 04:21 AM   #3889 (permalink)
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You know that horrible feeling when you've been in a pitch-black mood all day about a certain thing, and then someone unwittingly walks in and happens to say precisely the wrong thing at the wrong time?

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Old 14-12-2011, 04:25 AM   #3890 (permalink)
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Ugh. Doesn't sound good.
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Old 14-12-2011, 04:37 AM   #3891 (permalink)
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Old 14-12-2011, 04:46 AM   #3892 (permalink)
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Ugh. Doesn't sound good.
Let's just say I don't react too well to fait accomplis that would involve either radically changing my lifestyle or completely ****ing up my degree schedule. I imagine few people would be in a great mood after being handed one of those.

The thing is, what the other person said just now wasn't even intentionally related - not knowingly, anyway - but it was just the wrong thing to say, and yeah... difficult.

edit: although perhaps fait accompli is the wrong term, because i'm pretty sure i'm not having a bar of it.

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Old 14-12-2011, 09:39 AM   #3894 (permalink)
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Why the **** would anyone trim the fat off bacon? If I was that concerned about my weight I'd just avoid it outright. Such a half-arsed dietary measure imo.
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