What have I ever done to make you hurt me so?
That one time, at band camp...
"I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."
Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.
Trying to find a pithy comment other than , but failing, so...
Supercars crash on Japanese highway - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
do you think people will be allowed to make violins?
who's going to make the violins?
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Saw this posted on FB by a male classmate.
**** should have killed the rabbit while it was vulnerable. Bloody pests. It will grow up and dig holes that might break the legs of livestock. Worst ****s.omg! just saw a baby rabbit about half a metre away! it was so cute
Was your mother a lettuce or something?
My cousin is a serious ****. He's staying at our place and has invited his mate round to help him pack (his mate lives in a different city!!!) without even telling my dad. As a result of this either me or my brother will have to give up our rooms for the night.
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Stick your phone on silent FFS. If your having a text argument with you ex, and your phones constantly by your side (as it ALWAYS is) do you really need a stupidly loud and long text sound. I'm upstairs and at the other end of the house and its as loud as hell. Pissing constant too.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Had this happen to me when I was watching a film with a group of friends, irksome tstl. Just turn it off or leave the room ffs. Nothing more annoying than the phone going off every minute.
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