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Missing jokes since November 17.
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
I know what you were reffering to ****.
"oh look at me."
I'm not giving you the attention you crave ****.
Getting asked some awkward questions for this Hallensteins job application and blatantly lying for them. If I was truthful, my "personal style" would see me banned from ever applying to a clothes store ever again.
And yes, employment opportunities have really dropped to a low where I need to apply for clothes stores.
Friday lunch and only one bottle of wine before back to court.
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"People make me happy.. not places.. people"
"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson
"Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn
#408. Sixty three not out forever.
Occupy Wellington !!
The fact that my brain is permanently programmed to attatch the word 'flux' to the word 'capacitor' does not help me with fluid mechanics.
I only watch Shakespeare for the knob jokes
Aaah. Not sure why I didn't remember that...
Every junior sports team has at least one unco, borderline 'tard kid, but why does ours have six of them?
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