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I honestly think I'd **** myself if I ever saw one of those Huntsman ****s in real life.
If you park your car outside near a tree you always end up with one of thse bastards crawling over your windscreen as you're driving somewhere later on. The worst time is the moment it takes to work out the bloody thing is on the outside, not the inside.
Here's a nice link to a chart with a few of the lovelier spiders we have on it.
Last edited by Burgey; 17-05-2011 at 11:55 PM.
The Funnel Web is a cracker. Best handled by visiting Englishmen without gloves. Slipping one into a mate's shoe is highly recommended as a practical joke.
I read somewhere the other day that their bite is so deep that they don't come off if you try to get rid of them once they've bitten you. Amongst all the other problems being bitten by a funnel web brings, that must be the icing on the ****ing cake!
I've seen redbacks on doorhandles too, the sly bastards!
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If I was stupid enough to move to Australia to live, I would carry a gun even in my own home.
The threat of poisonous things that try to kill you and Jono hiding in your toilet is too great.
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Walked straight into the web of a redback a while back when I was walking through my dad's workshop at night and just about to head to sleep. Best way to wake yourself up.
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I'm always suspicious of shops that sell bait.
[QUOTE=Flem274*;2561694]If I was stupid enough to move to Australia to live, I would carry a gun even in my own home.
... if i ever went to Australia ..i would have a gun on me at all times ..and would wear armour...the spiders there...freak me out somewhat...
And I recall my fall from grace, another time another place..
Soft. You just get the joint sprayed and they don't come around for a few months.
look the spiders ain't the thing you have to be worried about here
Documentary on Burgey on channel TVS aws. It's called:
'Never Wave at a WAC'
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Do starfish have some sort of mouth?
Either way, I bet they're holding on tight.
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