WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn
#408. Sixty three not out forever.
I honestly think I'd **** myself if I ever saw one of those Huntsman ****s in real life.
If you park your car outside near a tree you always end up with one of thse bastards crawling over your windscreen as you're driving somewhere later on. The worst time is the moment it takes to work out the bloody thing is on the outside, not the inside.
Here's a nice link to a chart with a few of the lovelier spiders we have on it.
Last edited by Burgey; 17-05-2011 at 10:55 PM.
The Funnel Web is a cracker. Best handled by visiting Englishmen without gloves. Slipping one into a mate's shoe is highly recommended as a practical joke.
I read somewhere the other day that their bite is so deep that they don't come off if you try to get rid of them once they've bitten you. Amongst all the other problems being bitten by a funnel web brings, that must be the icing on the ****ing cake!
I've seen redbacks on doorhandles too, the sly bastards!
Last edited by Son Of Coco; 17-05-2011 at 11:44 PM.
R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best
R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi
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"**** you're such a **** poster." - Furball
Keep thinking it'll be alright if I just get on the road
If I run I can free my worried mind
Keep thinking of the day I die when I lose my heavy load
But I wouldn't want to leave you behind
[QUOTE=Flem274*;2561694]If I was stupid enough to move to Australia to live, I would carry a gun even in my own home.
... if i ever went to Australia ..i would have a gun on me at all times ..and would wear armour...the spiders there...freak me out somewhat...
I refuse to remember you in anger and shame when what we had was immense love. Anon.
'the theatre of the world is wider than the realm of England' Mary Stuart.
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough. Abraham Lincoln
Soft. You just get the joint sprayed and they don't come around for a few months.
look the spiders ain't the thing you have to be worried about here
Documentary on Burgey on channel TVS aws. It's called:
'Never Wave at a WAC'
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
Do starfish have some sort of mouth?
Either way, I bet they're holding on tight.
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