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Old 20-09-2010, 02:32 PM   #1801 (permalink)
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Require CW help. Got a 21st on this Saturday with the theme being 'a day at the races'. Now, I could go withr the boron suit, but anyone have some good ideas to change things up
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Old 20-09-2010, 04:04 PM   #1802 (permalink)
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Old 20-09-2010, 04:07 PM   #1803 (permalink)
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Noone look at me but Ive just been told today that my 21 yr old live in housekeeper in 2 months pregenant.

The real pain in the ass will be having to go through the process of finding someone else that is decent. The funny thing will be welcoming my wife to the Philippines with "Baby, its so great to see you again after 9 weeks of separation. BTW, the housekeeper is now 2 months pregenant!"
That would have avoided the problem...
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Old 20-09-2010, 08:58 PM   #1804 (permalink)
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Old 21-09-2010, 02:03 PM   #1805 (permalink)
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That my iphone is pretty robust as it has survived a total immersion in water(only seconds,but still).... and after 24 hours of drying out...it still works,perfectly...win!
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Old 22-09-2010, 03:52 AM   #1806 (permalink)
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Old 22-09-2010, 04:19 AM   #1807 (permalink)
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Is that really a thought?
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Old 22-09-2010, 04:54 AM   #1808 (permalink)
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Is that really a thought?
That was something I was thinking of at the time. So GAGFC
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Old 22-09-2010, 02:02 PM   #1809 (permalink)
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Old 22-09-2010, 07:27 PM   #1810 (permalink)
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Should parents kiss their kids on the lips? - CNN.com

Don't get this at all. When did parents kissing their kids, even on the lips, become creepy and weird? My Dad still does when I say goodbye and I promise you there's never been even the suggestion of any inappropriate behaviour. Distinctly remember when I was growing up in the 80's, big/beefy/moustachioed blokes would give their kids and each other big furry kisses and it was as about as sexual as a handshake.

You wanna know what's socially inappropriate and weird to me? Leering at, tutting and judging a parent kissing their kids as a potential or actual paedophile on the basis of that alone.

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Old 22-09-2010, 08:14 PM   #1811 (permalink)
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Thinking I'm having too many weird random dreams lately.

Last night I dreamt that I was fielding at square leg, some guy hit the ball to mid off and ran, the non-striker took off late and so I ran up to the stumps, collected the throw and ran the guy out.

He complained that I didn't collect it properly even though the umpire gave him out. The next batsman then came in, and intentionally hit the ball at my head and killed me

Few questions I have.

1) Why did I have to collect the ball at the striker's end? Where was the ****ing keeper? Was there a keeper?
2) Why'd the next batsman kill me? Was he best mates or something with the other guy? Surely kill the umpire and not me?

Other dreams this week have involved me getting ill from eating too much porridge and having to go to hospital, falling from the top stand of the MCG to my death, and me running a marathon and coming 5th.
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You don't hate Bangalore, you hate the Royal Challengers.

Bangalore is actually a nice city
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Old 22-09-2010, 08:21 PM   #1814 (permalink)
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Thinking I'm having too many weird random dreams lately.

Last night I dreamt that I was fielding at square leg, some guy hit the ball to mid off and ran, the non-striker took off late and so I ran up to the stumps, collected the throw and ran the guy out.

He complained that I didn't collect it properly even though the umpire gave him out. The next batsman then came in, and intentionally hit the ball at my head and killed me

Few questions I have.

1) Why did I have to collect the ball at the striker's end? Where was the ****ing keeper? Was there a keeper?
2) Why'd the next batsman kill me? Was he best mates or something with the other guy? Surely kill the umpire and not me?

Other dreams this week have involved me getting ill from eating too much porridge and having to go to hospital, falling from the top stand of the MCG to my death, and me running a marathon and coming 5th.
*cue someone to enter thread and say "Whoa, dreams are soooooooooo symbolic, y'know...." and nothing else*
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Old 22-09-2010, 08:26 PM   #1815 (permalink)
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You don't hate Bangalore, you hate the Royal Challengers.

Bangalore is actually a nice city
I hate both.
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