Buy it! You could probably head down the road and pick it up off him to save on delivery costs... ;)
Would the paintings value rise significantly should your friend meet an untimely demise?,,,lots of car brakes failing these days..
How the **** am I meant to 'keep up' with the Kardashians when I have to leave the room every 5 minutes??
Oh wait, it was intended.
How embarassing it is to randomly go through a member's profile and stumble upon a message you've posted a couple of months ago when wasted, but had no recollection of.
I'm watching a Korean show where one of the people has painted his face black and is wearing an afro and I'm wondering when America (and in particular, 'The Young Turks') is going to give them a lecture on how racist they are.
Am also thinking that yoga is good fun after my first ever go at it today. Got a few chuckles from the locals when I couldn't cross both legs and put my feet on my hips. But to be honest, I'd be worried if I could.
Even though it's a bit mean, I'm laughing at a guy I just saw on the bus. His mate gets on the bus and sits in a different seat way down the front. He tries to call out to him, but the guy doesn't hear. He then tries to text him, but the guy doesn't look at his phone. I thought it was priceless.
Getting this random e-mail:
Dear Illingworth Simon,
I am writing on behalf of an international publishing house, LAP Lambert Academic Publishing.
In the course of a research on the University of Cambridge, I came across a reference to your thesis on "Feedback control of oscillations in combustion and cavity flows".
We are an international publisher whose aim is to make academic research available to a wider audience.
LAP would be especially interested in publishing your dissertation in the form of a printed book.
Your reply including an e-mail address to which I can send an e-mail with further information in an attachment
will be greatly appreciated.
I am looking forward to hearing from you.
LAP LAMBERT Academic Publishing AG & Co. KG
Dudweiler Landstraße 99, 66123 Saarbrücken Germany
Fon +49 681 3720-310
Fax +49 681 3720-3109
t.taralunga(at)lappublishing.com / LAP- LAMBERT Academic Publishing
Handelsregister Amtsgericht Saarbrücken HRA 10752
Partner with unlimited liability:
VDM Verwaltung Aktiengesellschaft
Board of Directors: Dr. Wolfgang Müller (CEO), Christoph Schulligen, Esther von Krosigk
Supervisory Board: Prof. Dr. Johannes G. Bischoff (Chairman), RA Thomas Bischoff, RA André Gottschalk
Respond saying you already have one.
Feeling sleepy as hell and pissed off that the coffee machine in office is out of cups.
Hmm. having a real nice coffee right now.
And I LOVE this cup too even though I am not having espresso atm.