Why are the eggs in western countries orange colored? They are all white and a bit smaller in India.
If you don't crack an egg at first, keep on trying. Or ply her with booze, then she might like you.
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Massive lol at this thread.
Cracking eggs is a piece of piss.
Going to try for a bacon and egg roll again this morning.
Was good. Bacon nice and crispy, yolk still a bit runny, lashings of butter.
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