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    Wispa Mints were where it was at. Loved those things, completely forgot that they ever existed until just there now.
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    Why are the eggs in western countries orange colored? They are all white and a bit smaller in India.

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    Probably because the chickens are a bit more orangey in the West.
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    Quote Originally Posted by metallics2006 View Post
    Why are the eggs in western countries orange colored? They are all white and a bit smaller in India.
    I blame it on the BCCI
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
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    Update is that I never got my ****ing bacon and egg roll because ****ing connex made me late and I just ran around all day late from one meeting to another still hungry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh View Post
    Probably because the chickens are a bit more orangey in the West.
    Maybe it goes with the color of freshly squeezed orange jews.

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    If you don't crack an egg at first, keep on trying. Or ply her with booze, then she might like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    If you don't crack an egg at first, keep on trying. Or ply her with booze, then she might like you.
    Putting paid to the question of whether she likes her eggs fried or fertilized in the morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
    Putting paid to the question of whether she likes her eggs fried or fertilized in the morning.
    This post is definitely worth bringing back the Paint Turtle thread for. Not for the fertilised bit so much as the fried part - I'm curious to see what a woman having her vajayjay blasted with a ray gun looks like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
    This post is definitely worth bringing back the Paint Turtle thread for. Not for the fertilised bit so much as the fried part - I'm curious to see what a woman having her vajayjay blasted with a ray gun looks like.
    Are you sure about that? There's an entire profitable industry built around enabling people to see women getting their eggs fertilized.

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    Massive lol at this thread.

    Cracking eggs is a piece of piss.

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    Going to try for a bacon and egg roll again this morning.

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    Sounds like you'll need it seeing as you've been spotted in the hangover corner
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    Was good. Bacon nice and crispy, yolk still a bit runny, lashings of butter.

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