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Old 25-06-2009, 04:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Looks like Jacko is HIStory.
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:12 PM   #17 (permalink)
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The euphemisms they're using on Sky are good: "emotional difficulties" & "reclusive lifestyle" my favs so far.

But it's never just black or white.
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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The euphemisms they're using on Sky are good: "emotional difficulties" & "reclusive lifestyle" my favs so far.

But it's never just black or white.
true, and Another Part Of Me can't help feeling he's Gone Too Soon
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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LA Times reporting he's in a coma.
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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CNN say not dead yet.
FOX say not dead yet, but use past tense "was" when listing facts about his life at the bottom of the screen.
SKY said he is dead, but now say unconfirmed.

and now CNN says he is in a coma.

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Old 25-06-2009, 04:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Bubbles declined to comment.

He's been such a tragic case - brilliant musician and performer who was also unfortunately a loony and possibly much worse.
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:24 PM   #22 (permalink)
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LA Times reporting he's in a coma.
They're now saying he's dead.
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:31 PM   #23 (permalink)
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New leader on the euphemism front from Bonnie Greer on BBC News: "Times in his personal life when he wasn't doing as well as he should have"

Will struggle to beat it.
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:33 PM   #24 (permalink)
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So we can now confirm he's dead and not the man in the coma?
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Jesus << Lennon <<<< Lady Di <<<<<<<< Wacko Jacko ??

Discuss.
Well, no one outside the Holy Land had heard of Jesus at the time of his death.

Jacko, having tried for 20 years to look like Farah Fawcett, has gone out in sympathy, imo.
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:40 PM   #26 (permalink)
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CNN now reporting he's dead.
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:40 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Hell of a way to sidestep the London concerts.
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:41 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Does this mean the kids are safe?
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:45 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:48 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Apparently, he's already made it up to the Pearly Gates.








But St Peter told him to beat it.
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