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    A letter from Precambrian to the people of CW.

    Hi folks, as discussed, please find an email Precam sent to me and asked me to share with you lot.

    Dear Martyn Corrin,

    Precambrian (Smith) here.

    I know this is not exactly the mail to which I should be sending this, but then I don't have an alternative.personal ID.

    Please find below the mail of explanation I had sent to the moderators at CW. Despite our mutual differences, I have found you to be a good human being and trust your judgement. Kindly peruse the same and if required publish excerpts in an appropriate thread just to clear up a few confusion CW members have about me.

    In your trust I remain.

    Precamb.

    ---------- Forwarded message ----------
    Dear CW,

    Guess we need to sort out some confusions here :

    I used the account name Smith.

    1. Yes, I am the user who used to post under the username Precambrian,

    2. I was banned quite under stupid circumstances which no doubt, was self inflicted, esp that Christmas rant under the influence of liquor against Geg, for which I was banned promptly for a month.

    3. Another indiscretion extended the ban to 6 months, which again, though I feel was unjust, (Iíve mailed James why I thought it was harsh), but still grudgingly accepted it.

    4. And suddenly out of nowhere a flood of duplicates impersonating my offline personality started spamming this forum. I used to visit this site as a guest and I promptly informed the moderators that I was not behind the duplicates.

    5. A duplicate named nairbmacerp (I still donít know which jobless **** was behind all these) led to my perma ban. I again registered my protest with the moderators via email.

    6. Since my perma ban in my view was entirely unjustified and on evidence that was as strong as a 90 year oldís wisdom teeth, I decided to create another account, and started posting in CW abiding by all laws of the site, and seldom baiting, spamming, trolling anyone.

    7. I have absolutely never used any proxies to create an account. I still donít know and guess Sledger, who requested me on how to create proxies via a private mail, will be the best person to testify my response.

    8. My justification for creating new accounts including this one was that

    a. I was permabanned without any proper reason

    b. Since my earlier account is no more active, Iíd open a new account and post under it as long as I did not breach the spirit and harmony of the forum.

    9. Despite constant baiting and abuses here, Iíve never taken one of them personal and indulged in verbal diarrhea with them. Iíve tried my best to steer off unconventional threads and not offend anyone here with my comments. Still I see many people following me around trying to somehow take vicarious pleasure from that, and yet Iíve not responded.

    10. Finally, I can also state excuses like Precambrian is my roommate, martin88 my boyfriend etc, but that would be ridiculously difficult to prove for or against.



    This is my final post on personal issues, and I pledge to uphold the values of CW if my explanations above are found acceptable. Otherwise I can be banned for good and I still wonít hold any grudges. But with an explanation of course.



    I request the moderators to kindly post the above in a suitable thread. Just to enlighten some members out there who seem to have taken up Precamb bashing as an occupation.

    Thanks and regards,



    Precamb.

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    Please don't Burgey - there's no reason to bring him into this discussion to try and start a flame war.

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    So, he's implying that someone was pretending to be him in order for him to get perma-banned? Crikey.

    Its like a Dan Brown novel. What will the next twist be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    So, he's implying that someone was pretending to be him in order for him to get perma-banned? Crikey.

    Its like a Dan Brown novel. What will the next twist be?
    I don't know. But as long as Tom ****ing Hanks doesn't star in the movie.

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