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Old 09-07-2003, 11:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Little town in India : Slashings begin! (PG)
(Paranoia/Spy/Horror/Slasher)
Starring Denzel Washington and Nicole Kidman
Also Featuring Tom Hanks, Samuel L. Jackson, Jennifer Connelly, and Julianne Moore
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Screenplay by Peter Jackson and M. Night Shyamalan

Projected Budget Range: $90-99 Million
Planned Release Date: July

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$19.65 million (Opening Weekend)
$99.56 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
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Old 09-07-2003, 01:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Duckworth/Lewis (R)
(Revenge Fantasy)
Starring Jim Carrey as Mark Boucher and Renée Zellweger as Shaun Pollock
Also Featuring Orlando Bloom as Graeme Smith, Samuel L. Jackson as Muttiah Muralitharan, Cameron Diaz as Nicky Bojé, and Maggie Smith as Ali Bacher.
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by Peter Jackson and J.K. Rowling

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million
Planned Release Date: March

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$15.15 million (Opening Weekend)
$97.70 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
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Old 09-07-2003, 02:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A Beakful of Breadcrumbs (PG)
(Talking Animal)
Starring Woody Allen as Devil Ducky and Renée Zellweger as The Baker's Wife
Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Derek Jacobi, and Maggie Smith
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
Screenplay by David Koepp

Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$16.22 million (Opening Weekend)
$100.76 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
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Old 09-07-2003, 03:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Space Filler (PG)
(Adventure/Mystery/Spy/True Story)
Starring Jim Carrey as a renegade cop and Reese Witherspoon as a Russian spy (Just to see her struggle with the accent)
Also Featuring Colin Farrell and Viggo Mortensen as some goons and Cameron Diaz and Liv Tyler as librarians.
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by Jonathan Hales and J.R.R. Tolkien

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million
Planned Release Date: September

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.10 million (Opening Weekend)
$105.05 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
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Old 09-07-2003, 04:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The magic of AA (PG-13)
(Adventure/Fantasy/Historical Epic/Talking Animal)
Starring Rowan Atkinson and Denise Richards
Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Eddie Izzard, Whoopi Goldberg, and Heather Graham
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by J.K. Rowling and William Shakespeare

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million
Planned Release Date: November

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$16.95 million (Opening Weekend)
$96.29 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat
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Old 09-07-2003, 04:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Duckworth/Lewis (R)
(Revenge Fantasy)
Starring Jim Carrey as Mark Boucher and Renée Zellweger as Shaun Pollock
Also Featuring Orlando Bloom as Graeme Smith, Samuel L. Jackson as Muttiah Muralitharan, Cameron Diaz as Nicky Bojé,
LOL neil? I would say Pollie looks like a ginger Jim Carey..

Dont think Bojé looks like Cameron Diaz tho :duh:
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Old 09-07-2003, 05:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Woo hoo. Mine's the only one to be making a serious profit. I reckon if I'd released it at Christmas it would have broken box office records.
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:07 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Antipodean Invasion (R)
(Paranoia)
Starring Ewan McGregor and Michelle Pfeiffer
Also Featuring Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Grant, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Elizabeth Hurley
Directed by Lee Tamahori
Screenplay by Peter Jackson

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million
Planned Release Date: October

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$12.50 million (Opening Weekend)
$98.97 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 15%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Thats my Mum you flogger (PG)
(Adventure/Spy/Talking Animal/Drugs)
Starring Will Smith and Renée Zellweger
Also Featuring Willem Dafoe, Tom Hanks, Cameron Diaz, and Liv Tyler
Directed by Ridley Scott
Screenplay by J.K. Rowling and J.R.R. Tolkien

Projected Budget Range: $130-139 Million
Planned Release Date: December

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$20.24 million (Opening Weekend)
$133.76 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 13%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The Eternal Struggle (R)
(Courtroom Drama/Mystery)
Starring Kevin Spacey and Jennifer Lopez
Also Featuring Gene Hackman, Steve Buscemi, Liv Tyler, and Halle Berry
Directed by Ridley Scott
Screenplay by Ethan Coen and Joel Coen

Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million
Planned Release Date: August

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$12.59 million (Opening Weekend)
$61.36 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
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Old 12-07-2003, 05:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Who Dat Slim Nigga? (R)
(Caper Comedy)
Starring Jim Carrey ( as Reuben ) and Halle Berry ( as herself )
Also Featuring Colin Farrell ( as Neil ) , Samuel L. Jackson ( as Kevin ) , Brittany Murphy, and Liv Tyler
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by Ken Harsha and Peter Jackson

Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million
Planned Release Date: March

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$16.65 million (Opening Weekend)
$88.86 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

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Old 13-07-2003, 02:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The Muppeteers (PG-13)
(Caper Comedy/Office Politics)
Starring Jim Carrey and Halle Berry
Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, John Rhys-Davies(classy actor), Cate Blanchett, and Julia Roberts
Directed by Cameron Crowe
Screenplay by J.K. Rowling

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million
Planned Release Date: December

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.14 million (Opening Weekend)
$95.27 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
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Old 13-07-2003, 04:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Who's That? (R)
(Fantasy)
Starring Russell Crowe and Kirsten Dunst
Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Samuel L. Jackson, Cameron Diaz, and Liv Tyler
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by J.K. Rowling

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million
Planned Release Date: December

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$15.63 million (Opening Weekend)
$114.55 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 5%

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Old 13-07-2003, 04:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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awesome!! my movie has the best chance of winning an oscar
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Old 13-07-2003, 05:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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