Starting the series again in anticipation of the movie.
Some quotes from the pilot:
Lucile on Homosexuals:
Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire.
Michael: So this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something whores do for money.
Camera zooms out to a crowd of shocked children
Michael: You know, I parked in the same spot for the last five years, I was there on time every single day, I was so loyal, I worked so hard, why couldn't you just put me in charge?
George: Michael, listen to me, these guys, the SEC, they've been after me for years, if I put you in charge you're going to be wearing one of these orange jump suits, you'd be an accomplice. No, it had to be your mom.
George leans in and whispers
George: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime
Michael: Yeah, I don't think that's true dad
George: I've got the worst ****ing attorneys