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    Plot-O-Matic

    Another amusing/time wasting website.
    this one is pretty cool though. share your results with us all afterwards.

    http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm

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    Mine is as follows

    The Insane Flogger
    an original screenplay concept
    by Simon Fitzsimmons

    Romance: An Jedi warrior teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a nun. By the end of the movie they poison 2 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their world, living happily ever after.

    Think Priscilla, Queen of the Desert meets batman.

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    Small town In India : Slashings begin!
    an original screenplay concept
    by Sriram

    Science Fiction: An antisocial loner teams up with a well-built female cyborg to solve the perfect crime. In the process they are locked in a haunted house with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they chase 98 oogly aliens and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
    Think Die Hard meets Final Destination.
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    Hahaha

    Homers Odyssey
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    Period Piece: A war hardened soldier teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to take a cruise on an unsinkable ship. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a ghost. By the end of the movie they have sex with 89455213214996540299 cars and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after.
    Think sex lies and videotape meets Road Trip.
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    an original screenplay concept
    by Neil Pickup

    Action: A precocious child teams up with a cute dog named Jake to win a wager. In the process they accidentally kill a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they burn enough bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
    Think Ernest Goes to Camp meets The Amazing Panda Adventure.
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    A title?
    an original screenplay concept
    by Barrie Stewart

    Action: A renegade cop teams up with a plug ugly dog to win a wager. In the process they play Russian roulette with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they buy 146 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their department, living happily ever after. Think Die Hard meets Deer Hunter.

    I decided to resist the temptation to try the 'porn-o-matic'!
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    Originally posted by Bazza
    I decided to resist the temptation to try the 'porn-o-matic'!
    :O
    That is classic, its a bit too rude to put on a public forum though.
    but i was laughing for ages at it.

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    OK I gave in after your recommendation. It was rather amusing!

    One word - cheerleaders! :P

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    AA and the Philosphers Stone
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    by Marc Robbins

    Action: A precocious child teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they blow up 3 planes and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after.
    Think Gone With the Wind meets AA and the big hairy Spoonbender.
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    Don't Make Friends With Salad
    an original screenplay concept
    by Rik
    Black comedy: A sexy district attorney teams up with a cute dog named Jake to save the earth from aliens. In the process they have mad passionate sex with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they have sex with 3 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their parents, living happily ever after.

    Think It's a Beautiful Life meets any low grade European Blue Movie.
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    MicroPorn
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    by Andrew Cloete

    Comedy: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to discover America. In the process they rescue a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they buy 15 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.
    Think sex lies and videotape meets Microsoft.
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    Originally posted by Bazza
    OK I gave in after your recommendation. It was rather amusing!

    One word - cheerleaders! :P
    they were out in force in mine!



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