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Old 08-05-2009, 08:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What are your views on her? I personally like a fair few songs by her and couldn't care less about her personality.
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Got em out earlier on in her career, was pretty tasty. Would've tbh.


Sean Penn got it right, get her whilst she's wild then dump her before the wrinkles kicked in.
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2009, 02:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Obviously was huge in the 80's and the early 90's. Has been pretty crap for about 15 years. Somone really needs to remind her that shes not 20 anymore.
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Old 09-05-2009, 02:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Could never poke anyone with better muscle definition than me, tbh.

Actually, that's not true, pretty sure I'd manage to raise a smile () for Madge still.

Hasn't made a decent record in ten years tho, but.
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Old 09-05-2009, 03:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Wants to start her own African soccer team by the looks of things
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Wants to start her own African soccer team by the looks of things


Has reinvented her image that many times to stay popular, it's pure genius.

Kudos to anyone in that game who purs out heavy selling records for as long as she has. You'd never have though it would've happened when she first kicked off.

Agree with Brumbers though, she's well off the boil these days music wise, but I probably would still go there...
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More than anything, I hate hairy women. Given she is hairier than me then she isnt someone I can look at.
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Looked decent in those 'Sex' photos...

I think she should adopt Michael Jackson.
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Old 09-05-2009, 09:44 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Looked decent in those 'Sex' photos...
Fair shout, although they were a wee while back now, weren't they? Dare say there's posters on here who weren't born when the book came out. Pretty sure I was still at school.

Although, in her defence, she's such a body fascist I can't imagine much has headed south.
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My old man loves Madge and has that sex book. I enjoyed that book when I was 14, I really did
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My old man loves Madge and has that sex book. I enjoyed that book when I was 14, I really did
Will deadset throw hands when someone naughties this (I'm looking at you, Craig).
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Old 09-05-2009, 03:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You know you're music is rubbish when most of the posts in a thread like this are about how good/bad you look.

FTR she's "I wouldn't with a 10 ft pole" material.
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