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Old 29-04-2009, 04:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Icon3 you dont make friends with salad

just in case you didn't know already, you don't make friends with salad. YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!!!
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Old 29-04-2009, 04:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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a good point well made IMO
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Old 29-04-2009, 04:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You eat it.Quite obvious I thought.
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Old 29-04-2009, 04:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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well hey. nobody likes a vegetarian.
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Old 29-04-2009, 05:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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and everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom.
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Old 29-04-2009, 05:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah. Mine's on the 45, personally.
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Old 29-04-2009, 06:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I made friends with a salad once, but it went off.
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Old 29-04-2009, 07:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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well hey. nobody likes a vegetarian.
My GF is a vego, and I have no problem with her personally.
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Old 29-04-2009, 07:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'd have a problem if my GF didn't enjoy a nice bit of meat
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Old 29-04-2009, 07:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'd have a problem if my GF didn't enjoy a nice bit of meat
I'm sure your meat is of the highest standard.
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Old 29-04-2009, 11:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm fairly sure the line is "you don't win friends with salad".
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I'm fairly sure the line is "you don't win friends with salad".
Yeah.

Why can't you win friends with salad. The way to a man's heart is often through his stomach.
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Old 30-04-2009, 12:21 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Completely agreed. I once made the mistake of inviting friends over to make salad, but it turned out to be a disaster.

Oh wait..
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Old 30-04-2009, 11:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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know its old but worthy for this thread
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