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    Microsoft Access Query

    How on earth does this thing work? Need to "Create an SQL or a QBE query listing fines worth more than $10" and another one for "Create an SQL or a QBE query listing holds put on books from Palmerston North campus."

    I can't get anything to work for it. I despise this program. Any help would be awesome, thanks.
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    Er, I find it pretty hard to use but you can generally download templates from the Office site, they can help you figure a few things out

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    Er, I find it pretty hard to use but you can generally download templates from the Office site, they can help you figure a few things out
    Yeah, I'm conducting a pretty expansive google search. Will check that out.

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    Yes, got the first one. Took two bloody hours. Still, thank you google.


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    um if this is for info systems, there should be docs on your WebCT which pretty much tell you how to do your assignment.
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    There are but they suck (and I suck with computers). Its done now though, thank God.

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    you where looking for select * from table where condition thing ???
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    Flem after finishing his assignment:

    Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever...

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    Geez, Flem's computer looks like a 486

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    Flem after finishing his assignment:



    Past the access stuff now, thankfuly. Just have to convert it into a webpage by making hyperlinks (which I'll **** up but doesn't matter because they're worth sod all marks) and rubbish like that and I'm done.

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    Kieran hard at work using his mad computer skillz
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    Quite the talented individual there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post

    Kieran hard at work using his mad computer skillz
    Nah, that little guy is ****ing around too much to be me.

    There's also a distinct lack of a look on his face towards the computer that says "I despise you and will kill you slowly"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    There are but they suck (and I suck with computers). Its done now though, thank God.
    good work. sounds like they are being tougher on you lot this year, last year we somehow managed to get a week extension and we didn't have to do the web page thingy.
    i also have a funny feeling that our online tests were worth 10% but don't quote me on that one, think i may have had a few drinks since then.
    do you guys have many more assessments apart from the 2 other online tests?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sportychic33 View Post
    good work. sounds like they are being tougher on you lot this year, last year we somehow managed to get a week extension and we didn't have to do the web page thingy.
    i also have a funny feeling that our online tests were worth 10% but don't quote me on that one, think i may have had a few drinks since then.
    do you guys have many more assessments apart from the 2 other online tests?
    Think we have another assignment, unsure though. I'm just basking in the glory of actualy finishing the damn thing.

    Also cheered me up that there are people just starting it today (the due date). They may have overestimated their last minute talents a little.



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