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Old 04-04-2009, 05:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Microsoft Access Query

How on earth does this thing work? Need to "Create an SQL or a QBE query listing fines worth more than $10" and another one for "Create an SQL or a QBE query listing holds put on books from Palmerston North campus."

I can't get anything to work for it. I despise this program. Any help would be awesome, thanks.
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Old 04-04-2009, 05:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Er, I find it pretty hard to use but you can generally download templates from the Office site, they can help you figure a few things out
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Old 04-04-2009, 05:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Er, I find it pretty hard to use but you can generally download templates from the Office site, they can help you figure a few things out
Yeah, I'm conducting a pretty expansive google search. Will check that out.
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Old 04-04-2009, 05:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yes, got the first one. Took two bloody hours. Still, thank you google.
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Old 04-04-2009, 08:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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um if this is for info systems, there should be docs on your WebCT which pretty much tell you how to do your assignment.
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There are but they suck (and I suck with computers). Its done now though, thank God.
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Old 04-04-2009, 11:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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you where looking for select * from table where condition thing ???
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Geez, Flem's computer looks like a 486
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:18 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Past the access stuff now, thankfuly. Just have to convert it into a webpage by making hyperlinks (which I'll **** up but doesn't matter because they're worth sod all marks) and rubbish like that and I'm done.
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Kieran hard at work using his mad computer skillz
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Nah, that little guy is ****ing around too much to be me.

There's also a distinct lack of a look on his face towards the computer that says "I despise you and will kill you slowly"
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There are but they suck (and I suck with computers). Its done now though, thank God.
good work. sounds like they are being tougher on you lot this year, last year we somehow managed to get a week extension and we didn't have to do the web page thingy.
i also have a funny feeling that our online tests were worth 10% but don't quote me on that one, think i may have had a few drinks since then.
do you guys have many more assessments apart from the 2 other online tests?
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good work. sounds like they are being tougher on you lot this year, last year we somehow managed to get a week extension and we didn't have to do the web page thingy.
i also have a funny feeling that our online tests were worth 10% but don't quote me on that one, think i may have had a few drinks since then.
do you guys have many more assessments apart from the 2 other online tests?
Think we have another assignment, unsure though. I'm just basking in the glory of actualy finishing the damn thing.

Also cheered me up that there are people just starting it today (the due date). They may have overestimated their last minute talents a little.
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