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    What do you call a baby spinning round and round and round?.....

    Woman found guilty of baby's dryer death News - Yahoo!Xtra News

    Rather sad (and sick). The woman must be insane. Oddly enough I found this story underneath one where a Russian woman got drunk, had an argument with another woman then killed and ate her. Apparently you don't just get shot and dumped in the woods anymore....
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    I've heard of similar instances like this in the US where babies have been put into clothes dryers because, to quote the father "she was wet and needed to get dry quick". Pretty sure Idiocracy is on it's way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ripper868 View Post
    I've heard of similar instances like this in the US where babies have been put into clothes dryers because, to quote the father "she was wet and needed to get dry quick". Pretty sure Idiocracy is on it's way.
    Yeah, that was on the news a while back.
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    Pffft, that's so two years ago. Nia Glassie's been there, done that. Good old NZ - always setting trends, not following them.


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    So what's the punchline?

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    A baby in a tumble dryer.

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    Nail the other hand to the floor.

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    *resisting urge to post terrible bad taste baby jokes*

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    Russian story sounds more interesting.

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    She apparently killed her friend with an axe, cooked and ate some parts and discarded the rest.

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    Was the baby found dead or alive?
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    I call that a bloody good idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by adharcric View Post
    She apparently killed her friend with an axe, cooked and ate some parts and discarded the rest.
    Was a story similar to that in the Sun a couple of months ago, a Russian man cut up and ate his girlfriend when bladdered one night, realised what he'd done (when the vodka wore off) and handed himself to the police the next day.

    Was printed with the lovely headline 'Man Eats Girlfriend'. Boss has been trying to get me to take that down off my desk ever since.
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