Have you ever had any?
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Apart from the usual broken/sprained fingers/toes, I've only ever had two major injuries.
The first occurred while playing football. As goalkeeper, you have many duties to perform. One of the most underrated of which is taking a goalkick. During a match I placed the ball on the ground, took a few steps, lumbered up to kick the ball all the way to the other side of the field... and kicked the ground instead (very similar to what happened to Robert Green - I think it was him - in his debut for England against Bulgaria), resulting in a dislocated hip and a torn hip muscle. I was out for 3 months.
The second occurred while playing cricket. Back then (when i was 13), I used to bat 5/6, so in this match I walked in to bat in the penultimate over without my helmet. Now, I think I should explain this. I had never, ever, ever batted without a helmet before, and it was just a spur of the moment decision to leave it behind. It went really well - I had scored 14 off the remaining 5 balls - and I was facing the first ball against the opening bowler who had come back to bowl his last over. I remember there being a huge gap between square leg and midwicket and his first ball was awful, a long hop. I moved into position, swung the bat as hard as I could, and top-edged straight into my face. I was out (knocked out) and I was told they spent 10 minutes cleaning the blood from the pitch before they could continue. My mother was watching the match so that also didn't help. I still have the scar on/above my left eyebrow. But a week later I was good enough to go on our cricket tour to Durban and take 5 wickets in the first game.