Inspired by Brumby's signature, Mike Selvey describing Ian Bell as "having a mentality so flabby it may require liposuction." Those little words and phrases slipped casually into pieces of writing or conversation that crack me up. Others include:
"...members of the tax-dodging fraternity..." - Brumby himself on students
"Shark Biscuit" - General term for a person bad at surfing
"...could lower the tone of a spitting contest..." - Used to describe Allen Stanford immediately after the players wives fiasco
Do post any such phrases you've encountered on your travels.