Scarlett Johansson is a clone!

Precambrian · 05-02-2009, 12:09 AM

Apparently.

"Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian" - Feedback Fail, See the Internet at its Worst

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Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I’ll tell you more,those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ”actress” career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett’s family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way! Her close friend Serge G. P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION. H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

Johnners · 05-02-2009, 04:25 AM

Someone's watched The Island a few too many times imo.

Matt79 · 05-02-2009, 06:28 AM

If they're cloning her, maybe they can burn us all a copy...

Precambrian · 05-02-2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt79

If they're cloning her, maybe they can burn us all a copy...

With dark hair of course for me.

James90 · 05-02-2009, 07:06 AM

Just dye it when she comes out.

Prince EWS · 05-02-2009, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt79

If they're cloning her, maybe they can burn us all a copy...

Haha yeah, thought the same thing.

The Sean · 05-02-2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Precambrian

With dark hair of course for me.

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Originally Posted by James90

Just dye it when she comes out.

You boys clearly don't read the gossip pages enough - she's gone brunette now anyway.

cpr · 05-02-2009, 08:15 AM

Cuffs and curtains?

G.I.Joe · 05-02-2009, 08:18 AM

cuffs?

PhoenixFire · 05-02-2009, 09:03 AM

Precambrian is also a clone of susudear IMO.

Precambrian · 05-02-2009, 10:07 AM

No. [/Richard]

GIMH · 05-02-2009, 10:11 AM

susudear used to talk about Richard all the time as well IIRC

Precambrian · 05-02-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero

susudear used to talk about Richard all the time as well IIRC

Who hasn't?

sirdj · 05-02-2009, 06:40 PM

How are we to believe all this without the support of any pics??? I don't wanna order my Johansson clone and find out that it looks nothing like the original.

dontcloseyoureyes · 05-02-2009, 06:42 PM

Lucy Liu-bot.

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GIMH Eternal Optimist Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Shake my tree where's the apple for me? Posts: 43,631	susudear used to talk about Richard all the time as well IIRC __________________ Watch out, for as soon as it pleases them they’ll send you out to protect their gold in wars whose weapons, rapidly developed by servile scientists, will become more and more deadly until they can with a flick of the finger tear a million of you to pieces RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.

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dontcloseyoureyes BARNES OUT Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WILDCARD, BITCHES Posts: 27,721	Lucy Liu-bot. __________________ The one, the only CW Black Code: 47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out! TO OUR FOREFATHERS

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