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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt79 View Post
    Not sure whether this is a legitimate gear-grind or if I'm simply an intolerant ****, but
    The latter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Pretty stiff tbh.

    I'm not Religious, but surely Bible > TV Week.
    If someone was reading the bible on the train, I'd be impressed.. Not sure I've ever seen it.. Nah look I'm not religious or anything, but you can be pretty certain that they aren't going to mug you or cop a proper look at your arm candy
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    1. Losing my plates
    ****.

    2. The circle of death
    ****ing ****.

    3. Sprint work
    I don't give a **** if we lost 8-0 on the weekend. Let me sit down and sleep.

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    People Who Listen To The Music On Their Phone Without Headphones

    I don't want to hear Rhianna's latest single blasting all over the bus/street/room. Get some headphones and take your ****ty musical taste elsewhere. No one's impressed, they just think you're an obnoxious ****!

    People Who Go Through All Their Ringtones When They're Bored

    Get a hobby. Perferably something like studying undercarriages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco View Post
    People Who Listen To The Music On Their Phone Without Headphones

    I don't want to hear Rhianna's latest single blasting all over the bus/street/room. Get some headphones and take your ****ty musical taste elsewhere. No one's impressed, they just think you're an obnoxious ****!

    People Who Go Through All Their Ringtones When They're Bored

    Get a hobby. Perferably something like studying undercarriages.
    Agree with both. Worst people.
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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    How can something so beautiful on TV be so ghastly in real life?

    Backseat drivers/Navigators
    One test of whether or not someone does have two vegetables down there with their meat is to sit as a passenger and utter either "where are you going" or flick your indicator/lights/windscreen wipers as you drive, or make comments about your speed, whether or not to overtake, anything related to what you are currently trying to concentrate on.. If I want directions, I will throw you a map.. Oh and why do passengers always seem to know where they are going, yet when you give them a map they are about as useful as soap on a rope in an extermination camp??..

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkingdave View Post
    Slow people

    The Davster telling it like it is.

    Dicko is annoying, yes, but at least he tries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    The Davster telling it like it is.

    Dicko is annoying, yes, but at least he tries.
    Dicko, slow? I dont call 20ppm slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt View Post
    Dicko, slow? I dont call 20ppm slow
    Not slow in speed perhaps, but rather slow in mental acuity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkingdave View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt View Post
    Lesbians
    How can something so beautiful on TV be so ghastly in real life?

    Backseat drivers/Navigators
    One test of whether or not someone does have two vegetables down there with their meat is to sit as a passenger and utter either "where are you going" or flick your indicator/lights/windscreen wipers as you drive, or make comments about your speed, whether or not to overtake, anything related to what you are currently trying to concentrate on.. If I want directions, I will throw you a map.. Oh and why do passengers always seem to know where they are going, yet when you give them a map they are about as useful as soap on a rope in an extermination camp??..
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