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Old 12-05-2009, 01:13 PM   #1411 (permalink)
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Old 13-05-2009, 12:42 AM   #1412 (permalink)
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If someone was reading the bible on the train, I'd be impressed.. Not sure I've ever seen it.. Nah look I'm not religious or anything, but you can be pretty certain that they aren't going to mug you or cop a proper look at your arm candy
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Old 13-05-2009, 05:54 AM   #1413 (permalink)
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Old 13-05-2009, 06:48 AM   #1414 (permalink)
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Old 13-05-2009, 07:20 AM   #1415 (permalink)
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People Who Listen To The Music On Their Phone Without Headphones

I don't want to hear Rhianna's latest single blasting all over the bus/street/room. Get some headphones and take your ****ty musical taste elsewhere. No one's impressed, they just think you're an obnoxious ****!

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Old 13-05-2009, 09:19 AM   #1416 (permalink)
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People Who Listen To The Music On Their Phone Without Headphones

I don't want to hear Rhianna's latest single blasting all over the bus/street/room. Get some headphones and take your ****ty musical taste elsewhere. No one's impressed, they just think you're an obnoxious ****!

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Get a hobby. Perferably something like studying undercarriages.
Agree with both. Worst people.
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Old 13-05-2009, 09:21 AM   #1417 (permalink)
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Old 13-05-2009, 12:55 PM   #1418 (permalink)
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How can something so beautiful on TV be so ghastly in real life?

Backseat drivers/Navigators
One test of whether or not someone does have two vegetables down there with their meat is to sit as a passenger and utter either "where are you going" or flick your indicator/lights/windscreen wipers as you drive, or make comments about your speed, whether or not to overtake, anything related to what you are currently trying to concentrate on.. If I want directions, I will throw you a map.. Oh and why do passengers always seem to know where they are going, yet when you give them a map they are about as useful as soap on a rope in an extermination camp??..
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Old 13-05-2009, 12:56 PM   #1419 (permalink)
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Old 13-05-2009, 01:06 PM   #1420 (permalink)
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Dicko is annoying, yes, but at least he tries.
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Old 13-05-2009, 01:08 PM   #1421 (permalink)
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The Davster telling it like it is.

Dicko is annoying, yes, but at least he tries.
Dicko, slow? I dont call 20ppm slow
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Dicko, slow? I dont call 20ppm slow
Not slow in speed perhaps, but rather slow in mental acuity.
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I know some pretty fine dykes TBH, though I know a few shockers as well.
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