A True Champion - Bob. Rest in peace. 15/04/06
"People today have too big a devil and too small a God"
- Stephen Currie
"The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?" Psalm 27:1
1. Losing my plates
2. The circle of death
3. Sprint work
I don't give a **** if we lost 8-0 on the weekend. Let me sit down and sleep.
People Who Listen To The Music On Their Phone Without Headphones
I don't want to hear Rhianna's latest single blasting all over the bus/street/room. Get some headphones and take your ****ty musical taste elsewhere. No one's impressed, they just think you're an obnoxious ****!
People Who Go Through All Their Ringtones When They're Bored
Get a hobby. Perferably something like studying undercarriages.
"What is this what is this who is this guy shouting what is this going on in here?" - CP. (re: psxpro)
R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best
R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi
Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath
"How about you do something contstructive in this forum for once and not fill the forum with ****. You offer nothing." - theegyptian.
How can something so beautiful on TV be so ghastly in real life?
One test of whether or not someone does have two vegetables down there with their meat is to sit as a passenger and utter either "where are you going" or flick your indicator/lights/windscreen wipers as you drive, or make comments about your speed, whether or not to overtake, anything related to what you are currently trying to concentrate on.. If I want directions, I will throw you a map.. Oh and why do passengers always seem to know where they are going, yet when you give them a map they are about as useful as soap on a rope in an extermination camp??..
Dave Mohammed >>>> You
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
Messi scores on the rebound.
Founder of ESAS - Edgar Schiferli, the best associate bowler
A follower of the schools of Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett and Benaud
Member of JMAS, DMAS, FRAS and RTDAS
Originally Posted by Adolf Grünbaum
I thought that the term Dyke was synonomous with an ugly lesbian.
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