A True Champion - Bob. Rest in peace. 15/04/06
"People today have too big a devil and too small a God"
- Stephen Currie
"The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?" Psalm 27:1
1. Losing my plates
2. The circle of death
3. Sprint work
I don't give a **** if we lost 8-0 on the weekend. Let me sit down and sleep.
People Who Listen To The Music On Their Phone Without Headphones
I don't want to hear Rhianna's latest single blasting all over the bus/street/room. Get some headphones and take your ****ty musical taste elsewhere. No one's impressed, they just think you're an obnoxious ****!
People Who Go Through All Their Ringtones When They're Bored
Get a hobby. Perferably something like studying undercarriages.
R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best
R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi
Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath
"How about you do something contstructive in this forum for once and not fill the forum with ****. You offer nothing." - theegyptian.
"There's more chance of SoC making a good post than Smith averaging 99.95." - Furball
"**** you're such a **** poster." - Furball
How can something so beautiful on TV be so ghastly in real life?
One test of whether or not someone does have two vegetables down there with their meat is to sit as a passenger and utter either "where are you going" or flick your indicator/lights/windscreen wipers as you drive, or make comments about your speed, whether or not to overtake, anything related to what you are currently trying to concentrate on.. If I want directions, I will throw you a map.. Oh and why do passengers always seem to know where they are going, yet when you give them a map they are about as useful as soap on a rope in an extermination camp??..
Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
A follower of the schools of Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett and Benaud
Member of ESAS, JMAS, DMAS, FRAS and RTDAS
when you're winning, you have friends
scores and dozens, real friends
when you're winning, never lonely
when you keep winning
I thought that the term Dyke was synonomous with an ugly lesbian.
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