A True Champion - Bob. Rest in peace. 15/04/06
"People today have too big a devil and too small a God"
- Stephen Currie
"The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?" Psalm 27:1
The amount of noise outside my house
****ing ridiculous, I live in the quietest bit of the quietest suburb on the edge of town, just off the road to nowhere (a lighthouse on some point), and yet last night I've had two different babies screaming, one car with what sounded like a thousand watt amp, a couple of cars go past with no mufflers, a gull outside my window nearly in my face, and a plane land at the airport that is so loud when it puts its reverse thrusters on it has been banned throughout Europe and America. Then some ****'s pitched up at the gate and decided to honk their horn until someone opened it, at 5.17am.
Summerstrand Supermarket on a Saturday
****, it's like they let out all the rudest old people in one go.. Why do all the rude people have to come here to die?
I know a place where a royal flush
Can never beat a pair
Holy mother of Cap'n Crunch.
The one, the only CW Black
Code:47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!
Tell those mother*******s you worship a higher power
Ha, made me think of Bill Hicks's riff on what atheists cry out when coming for some reason,
"Oh, fate! Fate & destiny! A random series of events in a meaningless universe!"
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
If someone got offended by me actually intentionally insulting their faith, that's fine. If someone got offended by me saying poppycock or whatever, that's their pathology, not mine.
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