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Old 02-04-2009, 07:39 AM   #1156 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:40 AM   #1157 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:23 AM   #1158 (permalink)
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Sorry though, I have no intentions of killing or shooting things. I'm more the moody, depressive type than the activist psycho.
Haha, not what I meant. I guess you haven't seen the movie Psycho.
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:51 AM   #1159 (permalink)
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Haha, not what I meant. I guess you haven't seen the movie Psycho.
No, I haven't.
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:56 AM   #1160 (permalink)
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Self-respect never fails to be sexy, no matter how you look.
Agree to an extent, but it seems to mainly be the female of the species who're swayed by a bit of a swagger. For me (and don't consider myself desperately shallow) a girl can have as much self-respect as is humanly possible, but if she looks like Jo Brand it ain't happening still.
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:10 PM   #1161 (permalink)
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Agree to an extent, but it seems to mainly be the female of the species who're swayed by a bit of a swagger. For me (and don't consider myself desperately shallow) a girl can have as much self-respect as is humanly possible, but if she looks like Jo Brand it ain't happening still.
Well, it does have it's limits of course but then, it does depend on your personal psychology. I bet there are blokes out there who want to shag her rotten.
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:31 PM   #1162 (permalink)
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Hmm, still, reckon looks matter more to men than women.

I mean, how many 24 year old blokes do you see with rich 64 year old women?
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:36 PM   #1163 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:47 PM   #1164 (permalink)
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Hmm, still, reckon looks matter more to men than women.

I mean, how many 24 year old blokes do you see with rich 64 year old women?
I dunno the reason (don't think anyone does) but I don't know if it's all about looks (still a big factor though, sure). Evolutionary biologists will tell you it's related to fertility. i.e. an 85 year-old man can still father a child with a 24 year-old female but the opposite can't happen.
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Old 02-04-2009, 06:02 PM   #1165 (permalink)
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I dunno the reason (don't think anyone does) but I don't know if it's all about looks (still a big factor though, sure). Evolutionary biologists will tell you it's related to fertility. i.e. an 85 year-old man can still father a child with a 24 year-old female but the opposite can't happen.
and women will most of the time get babies which they think are the best 'father' material, so not for the hottest guy but a lot of the time a 'safe' guy.
as face it hot guys are never to be trusted.

Looks differ to everyone, some people are attracted to skinny/anorexic girls some to really fat.

personally I like a bit of meat around the bones, something to hold and not be scared you break it (or can't hold her at all because she's to fat )

in the end you try to go for the ideal combination in your own taste of personality and looks.
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Old 02-04-2009, 06:44 PM   #1166 (permalink)
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and women will most of the time get babies which they think are the best 'father' material, so not for the hottest guy but a lot of the time a 'safe' guy.
as face it hot guys are never to be trusted.
Similarly, though, there are a lot of good looking dicks who are fathers to a lot of children.

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Looks differ to everyone, some people are attracted to skinny/anorexic girls some to really fat.
Well, that's it really. The latest work in the area (and yes, there's lots of work done in the area of attraction) basically says it's all about how similar the other person is to us in terms of values, wants, needs and looks. If someone is lacking in one, they have to make up for it in another if the same person is to be attracted to them (e.g. ugly guys who get hot chicks, the compensating factor could be money which = security, etc. or intelligence). We're just a bunch of uber-narcisstic apes is the take-home message from evolutionary psych. haha
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Treatment of women

Not sure how many have read this story but it ****ing makes my blood boil. Its 'forbidden' for the girl to walk down the street with her father-in-law but alright for two men to hold her down while a third man beats her as dozens more watch her humiliation? Every one of those men deserves the worst punishment imaginable. I don't know what pisses me off more, the fact that this is happening in my country or that the Pakistani government has no control over these people. Disgusting to say the least.
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Not sure how many have read this story but it ****ing makes my blood boil. Its 'forbidden' for the girl to walk down the street with her father-in-law but alright for two men to hold her down while a third man beats her as dozens more watch her humiliation? Every one of those men deserves the worst punishment imaginable. I don't know what pisses me off more, the fact that this is happening in my country or that the Pakistani government has no control over these people. Disgusting to say the least.
AWTA. I love it how people try to defend such actions. Maybe they should have the **** beaten out of them, then I bet their opinion would change
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:59 AM   #1170 (permalink)
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Can't say I agree with that, love a good English breakfast buffet whenever I'm away
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