You know what really grinds my gears? II

[Flem274*]

Come on DaRick, not all women come straight from Barbie production lines or Hollywood Jock movies. I'm skinny as **** and have about as much diplomacy as George Bush, and I still have close female friends that are not family members, animals, prostitutes or fatties.

Either you live in Jocksville/bogansville or you're just not looking in the right places.

And try not to sound like a School Shooter.

[ripper868]

Originally Posted by Flem274*

Come on DaRick, not all women come straight from Barbie production lines or Hollywood Jock movies. I'm skinny as **** and have about as much diplomacy as George Bush, and I still have close female friends that are not family members, animals, prostitutes or fatties.

Either you live in Jocksville/bogansville or you're just not looking in the right places.

And try not to sound like a School Shooter.

How many of those "close female friends" has good sir had intercourse with?
Easy as **** to have female friends, about as easy as it is to have dude friends, the hard bit is crossing the firend barrier, because once you sleep with a chick, it's near impossible to be just friends I've found.

[duffer]

Originally Posted by Langeveldt

Women also like confident guys who don't go massively out of their way to be nice to them.. be a bit more of a dick, and pop your collar occasionally..

This, with emphasis on the collar poppin'

[Flem274*]

Originally Posted by ripper868

How many of those "close female friends" has good sir had intercourse with?
Easy as **** to have female friends, about as easy as it is to have dude friends, the hard bit is crossing the firend barrier, because once you sleep with a chick, it's near impossible to be just friends I've found.

He's not talking about crossing the friend barrier though, just getting female friends.

[Uppercut]

Originally Posted by ripper868

How many of those "close female friends" has good sir had intercourse with?
Easy as **** to have female friends, about as easy as it is to have dude friends, the hard bit is crossing the firend barrier, because once you sleep with a chick, it's near impossible to be just friends I've found.

DaRick doesn't have many female friends though. You gotta start somewhere.

Meaning the falling madly in love with the first girl to be nice to him and inevitable ensuing heartbreak is all ahead of him.

[ripper868]

Originally Posted by Flem274*

He's not talking about crossing the friend barrier though, just getting female friends.

Originally Posted by Uppercut

DaRick doesn't have many female friends though. You gotta start somewhere.

Meaning the falling madly in love with the first girl to be nice to him and inevitable ensuing heartbreak is all ahead of him.

Ahh my bad, assumed the DaRick rant was more aimed at picking up etc.

[luffy]

Women who seem to have permanent periods.

Bitches.

[Top_Cat]

Originally Posted by Langeveldt

Women also like confident guys who don't go massively out of their way to be nice to them.. be a bit more of a dick, and pop your collar occasionally..

QFT.

Self-respect never fails to be sexy, no matter how you look.

[_Ed_]

Narrowly missing a bus with **** timetables.

Got to the bus stop just outside work at 11:03. Two buses had left at 11, and the next one wasn't until 11:40. ****.

[DaRick]

Originally Posted by Flem274*

Come on DaRick, not all women come straight from Barbie production lines or Hollywood Jock movies. I'm skinny as **** and have about as much diplomacy as George Bush, and I still have close female friends that are not family members, animals, prostitutes or fatties.

Either you live in Jocksville/bogansville or you're just not looking in the right places.

And try not to sound like a School Shooter.

The 'school shooter' effect was wholly unintended, I assure you. I have just grown heaps more cynical about them lately (since I started listening to The Smiths, for some reason).

Besides, being skinny isn't that bad. If I had a choice between being fat or skinny, I'd pick skinny.

[DaRick]

Originally Posted by Voltman

Mind, I'm only 19, so it's not that apt an comparison.

[DaRick]

Originally Posted by Uppercut

Hahaha. I was actually thinking more:

Oh right, because I SOUND like a school-shooter.

Sorry though, I have no intentions of killing or shooting things. I'm more the moody, depressive type than the activist psycho.

[DaRick]

Originally Posted by Uppercut

Meaning the falling madly in love with the first girl to be nice to him and inevitable ensuing heartbreak is all ahead of him.

Oddly enough, that occured with a girl a few years older than myself last year. It was more of a teenage crush than a full-blown luuurvvve thing, though. Now I'm over her...because she moved down to Sydney.

So I'm back to where I started.

[DaRick]

Originally Posted by Langeveldt

Women also like confident guys who don't go massively out of their way to be nice to them.. be a bit more of a dick, and pop your collar occasionally..

I wouldn't say that I'd go massively out of my way, but confidence is not something I have in spades.

Also, I dislike popping my collar.

[vic_orthdox]

Originally Posted by DaRick

I wouldn't say that I'd go massively out of my way, but confidence is not something I have in spades.

Also, I dislike popping my collar.

So should pretty much any person alive.