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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    Welcome to 4chan.
    7chan have a /cat/ board. It started there, no matter what 4chan's /b/ tells you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by profernity View Post
    I personally think SModCast and Zack and Miri Make A Porno are reasons to start referencing again.
    Yeah, but the thing is Zack and Miri...was a good watch, but it doesn't have the memorable lines we'll be quoting 10 years down the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    It's a big, ****-off imageboard where some of this stuff originates. Rick-rolling started there. They all post those strange pictures of cats on caturday.

    It's really not a nice place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    It's a big, ****-off imageboard where some of this stuff originates. Rick-rolling started there. They all post those strange pictures of cats on caturday.

    It's really not a nice place.
    I have a new raison d'etre. To hunt the ****ers down who have built this abhorrance and take photos of them in compromising positions and then put hi-****ing-larious captions of them.

    And evicerate them whilst I'm at it.

    ****ERS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    I have a new raison d'etre. To hunt the ****ers down who have built this abhorrance and take photos of them in compromising positions and then put hi-****ing-larious captions of them.

    And evicerate them whilst I'm at it.

    ****ERS!
    4chan's /b/ is better known for it's racism, gore and child porn. May I suggest you target those first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    May I suggest you target those first?
    Suggestion considered and digested.

    Conclusion: All the ****ers can get the same treatment. They shall be hunted down one-by-one. (or in a big group; that would certainly make things easier)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Suggestion considered and digested.

    Conclusion: All the ****ers can get the same treatment. They shall be hunted down one-by-one. (or in a big group; that would certainly make things easier)
    Where can I sign up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco View Post


    A few of my favourites:

    (On fun-sized chocolates) "I don't know why they're called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off"


    I tried to find the one where he's talking about 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' and Ricky Gervais asks him about eating a crocodile's arse (or something similar) and he says something like "Why am I being given the arse? Where'd the rest of the crocodile go? We're all supposed to be pulling together here and you go and give me the arse. Forget it. Not hungry."
    And when they are stuck on a boat and discussing who they would eat in order to survive..

    We're surrounded by water, why are we eatin' nob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Precambrian View Post
    Classy, who is trolling?
    You.

    please say no one beat me to it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Precambrian View Post
    Where can I sign up?
    No where hopefuly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Random Pictures of Cats With Equally Random Captions

    Why? It ain't funny, it ain't clever and I HATE CATS. Its like trying to genetically combine a bad Robin Williams film (think RV, but with less gags) with your common-or-garden puddy-tat.

    Stop polluting my bandwidth with your ****ty, ****ty cat pictures. Thank You.
    Or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Random Pictures of Cats With Equally Random Captions

    Why? It ain't funny, it ain't clever and I HATE CATS. Its like trying to genetically combine a bad Robin Williams film (think RV, but with less gags) with your common-or-garden puddy-tat.

    Stop polluting my bandwidth with your ****ty, ****ty cat pictures. Thank You.
    Haha, lolcatz are teh awesum.

    What actually grinds my gears is: "NZer involved in an event of some kind, even if their connection to NZ is ridiculously tenuous!" The coverage on stuff.co.nz of the AUSTRALIAN soldier killed in Afghanistan is a classic example. The guy may have been born here, but he left when he was a year old FFS. He. Is. Not. A. New. Zealander. He. Is. Not. Headline. News.

    ****ing crap NZ journalism. Get real jobs, ****s.
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    Probably written by Jonathan Millmow.

    And Jamee is now on the ignore list. Anyone posting ****e cat pictures with even ****er captions will join him.

    EDIT: Unfairly not allowed to ignore Jamee. Piece of ****. Nightprowler is dust though. Any more of these ****ty cat pictures and I'll be dust.
    Last edited by HeathDavisSpeed; 20-03-2009 at 03:00 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Probably written by Jonathan Millmow.

    And Jamee is now on the ignore list. Anyone posting ****e cat pictures with even ****er captions will join him.
    Lies!
    Last edited by Jamee999; 20-03-2009 at 03:00 PM. Reason: i'm pretty sure you can't ignore mods



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