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Old 13-03-2009, 03:47 AM   #841 (permalink)
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You could have just told him the blunt truth: He is retarded.
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Old 13-03-2009, 04:03 AM   #842 (permalink)
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You could have just told him the blunt truth: He is retarded.
Well yeah, but I don't get marks for that.
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Old 13-03-2009, 04:07 AM   #843 (permalink)
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Not enough "you're a ****" or "you're ****ed in the head" for my liking.
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Old 13-03-2009, 04:15 AM   #844 (permalink)
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Fat girls that are over confident
One of them has just updated their status on Facebook

Life is too short to dance with ugly men

Sorry love, if you didn't look like you had just swallowed my sink, perhaps you wouldn't have to
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Old 13-03-2009, 04:20 AM   #845 (permalink)
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Life is too short to dance with ugly men

Sorry love, if you didn't look like you had just swallowed my sink, perhaps you wouldn't have to
Don't mind if they have high self esteem just keep them the **** away from tube tops
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Old 13-03-2009, 04:25 AM   #846 (permalink)
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^ Probably shouldn't really laugh, but **** it, not like i will go to heaven anyway.
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Old 13-03-2009, 06:28 AM   #847 (permalink)
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Old 13-03-2009, 07:43 AM   #848 (permalink)
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That's horrible. It's not so much being over-confident, there's nothing wrong with people having high self esteem. It just sickens me when they criticise other people's looks.
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Old 13-03-2009, 08:12 AM   #849 (permalink)
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Old 13-03-2009, 08:19 AM   #850 (permalink)
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That's horrible. It's not so much being over-confident, there's nothing wrong with people having high self esteem. It just sickens me when they criticise other people's looks.
She wasn't even a great dancer!
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Old 13-03-2009, 09:41 AM   #851 (permalink)
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She wasn't even a great dancer!
Was it meant to be taken literally though?
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Old 13-03-2009, 11:21 AM   #852 (permalink)
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Old 14-03-2009, 03:38 AM   #853 (permalink)
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Facebook changing, again.

Just as I was getting used to the (old) new one, they come and bring out another new layout. Why can't they just let us choose which layout we have FFS?
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Old 14-03-2009, 04:06 AM   #854 (permalink)
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Facebook changing, again.

Just as I was getting used to the (old) new one, they come and bring out another new layout. Why can't they just let us choose which layout we have FFS?
Definitely AWTA. I can understand why they brought in the previous one, but what's the point of this?
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Old 14-03-2009, 04:15 AM   #855 (permalink)
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