The latest Barclays advert (Barclays You vs that Sinking Feeling - YouTube), where they boast if you lose your card you can get it replaced that day in their branches - implying other banks who don't do that mean you'll not be able to access your money and buy all the nice things you want.
Completely ignores the fact you go into someone elses bank and tell them you've lost your card - they let you withdraw physical money from your account!!
End up screaming it at the TV every time....
Every time, I think about posting in this thread, I just remember Brumber's panda rant, and I think everything I post will be pale in comparison but
Anywhoo I'm very pissed off and need to vent, so...
Facebook, twitter and all that jumble, I'm a fan it's brilliant how I can follow or have as friends people I've avoided throughout my life, gosh it's great, mainly because I never have to meet these ****ers, and I can laugh at how old fat and ugly they are, nowadays. It's a wonderful thing that I duck down alley-ways to avoid these people, but we can profess our great friendship online, and say how great our schooldays were, when actually they were ****ing ****e, and part of the reason it was ****e was because of the pathetic mongs I'm talking too.
Still it's all good fun our little illusory world, until someone posts something like this, let's face it it's always going to be a chick
Oh isn't that just brill, I mean every female reading this (yeah I know), this really doesn't make you look like an utterly needy nightmare that you would rather chop off fingers to be around, ya know if you looked like Marilyn Monroe circa this pic, I may well shag you, but otherwise **** it, much too much stress, oh and you don't actually look like MM.
BTW There's other quotes attributed to Marilyn that gets foisted around the 'web, I'm not quite sure why a woman who committed suicide alone in a cheap motel in her thirties is such a role-model, but hey all you gals quoting this stuff are well on your way to emulating it, so kudos:)
Another thing is, I do sadly follow a lot of sites and whatever that gives me nice uplifting pics, I do this mainly because I hate travelling, in fact the thought of getting on a train, releases a horrid case of dyspepsia.
So yeah I like pics of beautiful places, with no hope or wish to ever go there. I actually saw one of these sites show a pic of a sunset from Starcross just down the road, it was very nice, but Starcross is a horrible ****hole so I'm guessing all these places are horrible in actuality, anyway I digress. These things often send out pics of starving children and telling us how lucky we are. These are often shared by the same people that share the above one. All with lovely stats about how many people are starving in the world, and how you should be happy.
Honestly I was quite happy until you sent me your miserable ****ing pic, what the **** is the point. I'm actually a sentient human being so I know there is misery and depression in the World.
Why are you sharing this, is it because your life is so ****ing miserable that you have to show near starving children to get some minute pleasure out of life.
Ya know Grigor Dmitrov won his first ATP event, then celebrated with having sex with Maria Sharapova, the talented multi-millionairess who probably enjoyed her shenanigans with stud-muffin Grigor.
So there's millions of people better off than you, those are just examples and not one of them will feel the need to share a miserable picture that will ****ing depress me, so they're all infinitely better than you.
Stop it, just stop it, my valuable internet time must be taken up wit looking up porn, Jennifer Lawrence gifs, porn, artistic pics (well actually some may call it porn, but it's artistically shot),porn, j-law gifs that have been faked to look like porn, porn.
Decent effort. A solid 7.
Enjoyed reading it. A classic.
Meh still no likes for this crap, reckon I'll have to do more pro-tendulkar stuff, that'll work.
No like button on the mobile site tbh
But don't worry, I'll go through all of your posts later and like them all if you want
your likes are obviously sub-standard, but I decided I wanted over a hundred, before I started given them out myself, so I really went on a like-bait thing, not that I disagree with any of my crap posts, just that I allowed myself to post some stuff that might be popular, whilst normally I avoid that type of thing.
I reckon only brumbers will do a post I like, but who knows, Fred needs to mention Richard less for my reckoning....