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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Reminds me of this old chestnut
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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
    WTH runs/walks up an escalator? Schoolkids?
    I always walk up escalators. Just can't be bothered waiting an extra minute standing there.
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    Ads about poos when you're having dinner

    Now, honestly. Why do they choose the 6pm news as the ideal slot for these ads? Thousands of people up and down the country are sitting down to enjoy their evening meal, only to have their appetites destroyed by these disgustingly descriptive commercials. The worst one is for Phloe (that's right - 'flow') Healthy Bowel capsules, which promises "regular and gentle bowel movements". This is the last thing I want to hear while I'm about to take a mouthful of dinner. I'm also not a big fan of the actors and their huge smiles, basking in the glow of a recent fabulous ****.

    Now, I'm not gonna deny that poos are a part of life. But is it really, really too much to ask to have food and faeces kept separate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    Ads about poos when you're having dinner
    But is it really, really too much to ask to have food and faeces kept separate?
    I'd re-read the recipe if you're ending up with this combination regularly at the dinner table.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    I'm also not a big fan of the actors and their huge smiles, basking in the glow of a recent fabulous ****.
    Who says they were acting?
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    Well yeah Tendy is probably better than Bradman, but Bradman was 70 years ago, if he grew up in the modern era he'd still easily be the best. Though he wasn't, can understand the argument for Tendy even though I don't agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    Who says they were acting?
    They do say there's nothing more over-rated than a bad ****, and nothing more under-rated than a good ****.

    I'll leave you to fill in the spaces.

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    Microsoft word. Unintuitive piece of ****.
    Exit pursuing a beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellAlbidarned View Post
    Microsoft word. Unintuitive piece of ****.
    Quite. Microsoft Word has got less and less user friendly since Word '95 IMO. It's quite a shame that Phlegm doesn't run his posts through Microsoft Word rather than his PCW before posting as chances are he'd give up.
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    Boggles the mind that it's still the industry standard, it's about time the world moved on.

    All I want to do is put a goddamn title before that table. AM I ASKING TOO MUCH OF YOU MR GATES?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Quite. Microsoft Word has got less and less user friendly since Word '95 IMO. It's quite a shame that Phlegm doesn't run his posts through Microsoft Word rather than his PCW before posting as chances are he'd give up.

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    Thought the Ribbon was a decent addition, honestly. Word has dealt horrendously with images and tables since it switched to unsupported XML, though. Images especially, ****ing woeful.

    The alternative for total control of your documents is a LaTeX-style editor because the alternatives to Word are worse.
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    I just hate the way that it overrules what you're trying to do at times and randomly decides to reformat your text when you press enter for no apparent reason. But yeah, tables are atrocious.



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