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Absolutely suck, and all my friends seem to love them.. Hate it when everyone just wants to get drunk, and you get the one serious oke going "Jaa well me and him were so close like best buddies thank you for our friendship" - Put your flower away ****
Johnson not hurting Duminy or Steyn
People who ride stupidly loud motorbikes
Yeah great, you've got a Harley to make up for lacking something I'm sure, so I have to listen to you driving along the seafront.. I'm glad the road death rate is higher for people like you
Not the country, or the people, as I'm sure they are both very nice.. I live next door to a Swedish couple and it has to be one of the worst sounding languages of all time.. Like listening to a slow motion playback of a baby drowning.. And this is from someone who speaks another notouriously ugly language, Afrikaans.. Seems that the hotter the girls get from a particular culture, the uglier the language to make up for it..
Good to see I'm not the only one with those thoughts about Jade Goody. Hate the way that a media that wanted her dead just two years ago now has taglines such as "Brave Jade pulling a face" etc
Uppercut & cpr, great comments on the matter.
CDM, I have called you on many of your posts in OT in the past, I think you have really come of age with what you have said in your last few posts in this thread. Well done, really impressed, wish I had ever had the grapefruits to do something like that
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
Stupid Squad Numbers
So AC Milan finished today with numbers 76 (Shevchenko), 77 (Antonini) and 84 (Flamini) on the pitch, Atlanta could only muster no 55 after taking off no 79
In my eyes, you play to be in the 11. Ok you might end up with a number outside that at first, but your aim is to be considered one of your teams top 11 players and should covet one of those numbers, and the history that goes with it. Fair enough players such as Scholes who came through the ranks, got handed 18 and decided to keep it for his career, but signing for a club and asking for such a stupid number should be banned
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
CDM, listen to me. Humanity is ****ed. Knowledge, perspective and wisdom are no longer valued attributes (not sure if they ever were tbh). Jade Goody is actually compelling to most people - and most people are idiots, born only to consume, pay taxes and die. Life gets a hell of a lot simpler of you just embrace misanthropy.
But yeah, good effort with the letter. Fight the power my friend
Member of the Newtown Cricket Club since January '06 - "Per commissum ad taberna"
Honorary Vice-President of the "Twenty20 Is Boring Society"
This Jade Goody argument is an interesting one, no doubt getting cancer was a great career move.. Bob Marley, Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley might all be dead, but they are now more popular than ever...
James Dean, JFK, Diana, and Che Guevara being the best examples of this, IMHO.
I think early death would of been a massive career boon to the likes of Orson Welles........
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.
Jesus was nailed to a plank of wood
2000 years later, her book sales are still good
Wanking with a bag on your head tied to a door,
That bloke from INXS, he knew the score
I'd also prefer the non-American system to be introduced in cricket as well, but that's another matter.
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