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    Useless Parents

    On the train on the way into the city and all we could hear was this mother (who looked about 22) on the phone swearing at her dad while her little kid (about 18 months old) is trying to get the attention a little kid deserves. Mother gets the ****s with the kid occasionally and yells at it/jerks it away from the pram with some force. At one point its head bumps the wall when its pulled away from the pram.

    Here's a tip - hang up the ****ing phone and take care of your kid. It wants attention like all kids do at that age (if it's a girl this will continue right through until it's 100 ), so stop being so ****ing selfish and be a parent. Given the option to keep your legs together has gone, it's really the only option left.

    And yes, I think she was a bogan.

    Was an interesting trip all up actually - had Bogan Mum, a bloke a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, and some guys from the Netherlands who were asking their Japanese friend a number of intelligent questions such as "Does anyone in Tokyo speak English?", while saying things like "I'm fluent in English now, and I have no accent".

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    The Channel 7 special on Joanne Lees

    Cannot believe they're giving an evil ****er like Brad Murdoch air time. FFS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
    Landlords

    Sick of the way they put a perfectly good applicant on ice just to see what else turns up. I applied for a place yesterday - good rental history, good income etc. - and yet rather than accepting that and being done with it, they make the agent schedule two inspections on consecutive days to see what else they can get. It's not like it's a bidding war so what exactly they are waiting for is a mystery to me.

    And it's not even the first time it's happened. Last year I missed out on a good place that I was the only applicant for because the landlord 'wasn't entirely sure what it is I did for a living'. What the **** does it matter to you? I've been doing it for long enough and never missed a payment so that's all you need to concern yourself with ****.

    Mother****ers.
    Same place organised another inspection for Monday, so I rang up and asked what the go is - if they haven't got a tenant why not just accept my application? Got some vague answer from the agent, gave up thinking it's probably gone by now, then saw on the website they scheduled another inspection for tomorrow.

    Truly bizarre stuff. I must have got a criminal record when I was pissed one night or something.

    And yes Murphy, I know I'm a ****.
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    Try getting a criminal record, going in clean makes it look like you've got something to hide... He's furiously digging for dirt as he thinks your some complete crackpot with a good cover story.


    Or just link to here to damn your character enough.
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    "Sorry, this video was not made available in your country"

    Please give me one good reason why the **** not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    The Channel 7 special on Joanne Lees

    Cannot believe they're giving an evil ****er like Brad Murdoch air time. FFS.
    Spotted the problem right there, tbh
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    Completely stuffed my back up at work. It's killing me.

    And **** off with your naughty smiles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GotSpin View Post
    Completely stuffed my back up at work. It's killing me.

    And **** off with your naughty smiles.
    preemptive strike
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    Quote Originally Posted by GotSpin View Post
    Completely stuffed my back up at work. It's killing me.

    And **** off with your naughty smiles.
    So you've suffered an injury in the course of your employment...

    The possibilities here are endless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GotSpin View Post
    Completely stuffed my back up at work. It's killing me.

    And **** off with your naughty smiles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    So you've suffered an injury in the course of your employment...

    The possibilities here are endless.
    Going through this scenario with a mate actually.

    Could do with some official advice itbt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Going through this scenario with a mate actually.

    Could do with some official advice itbt.
    Happy to help mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Going through this scenario with a mate actually.

    Could do with some official advice itbt.
    Eat a dick, ****.

    How's that for official advice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    So you've suffered an injury in the course of your employment...

    The possibilities here are endless.
    haha.

    its killing me though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
    Eat a dick, ****.

    How's that for official advice?
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