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Old 31-07-2011, 03:26 AM   #7711 (permalink)
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Useless Parents

On the train on the way into the city and all we could hear was this mother (who looked about 22) on the phone swearing at her dad while her little kid (about 18 months old) is trying to get the attention a little kid deserves. Mother gets the ****s with the kid occasionally and yells at it/jerks it away from the pram with some force. At one point its head bumps the wall when its pulled away from the pram.

Here's a tip - hang up the ****ing phone and take care of your kid. It wants attention like all kids do at that age (if it's a girl this will continue right through until it's 100 ), so stop being so ****ing selfish and be a parent. Given the option to keep your legs together has gone, it's really the only option left.

And yes, I think she was a bogan.

Was an interesting trip all up actually - had Bogan Mum, a bloke a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, and some guys from the Netherlands who were asking their Japanese friend a number of intelligent questions such as "Does anyone in Tokyo speak English?", while saying things like "I'm fluent in English now, and I have no accent".

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Old 31-07-2011, 04:12 AM   #7712 (permalink)
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The Channel 7 special on Joanne Lees

Cannot believe they're giving an evil ****er like Brad Murdoch air time. FFS.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:09 AM   #7713 (permalink)
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Sick of the way they put a perfectly good applicant on ice just to see what else turns up. I applied for a place yesterday - good rental history, good income etc. - and yet rather than accepting that and being done with it, they make the agent schedule two inspections on consecutive days to see what else they can get. It's not like it's a bidding war so what exactly they are waiting for is a mystery to me.

And it's not even the first time it's happened. Last year I missed out on a good place that I was the only applicant for because the landlord 'wasn't entirely sure what it is I did for a living'. What the **** does it matter to you? I've been doing it for long enough and never missed a payment so that's all you need to concern yourself with ****.

Mother****ers.
Same place organised another inspection for Monday, so I rang up and asked what the go is - if they haven't got a tenant why not just accept my application? Got some vague answer from the agent, gave up thinking it's probably gone by now, then saw on the website they scheduled another inspection for tomorrow.

Truly bizarre stuff. I must have got a criminal record when I was pissed one night or something.

And yes Murphy, I know I'm a ****.
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Old 01-08-2011, 02:08 PM   #7714 (permalink)
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Try getting a criminal record, going in clean makes it look like you've got something to hide... He's furiously digging for dirt as he thinks your some complete crackpot with a good cover story.


Or just link to here to damn your character enough.
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:34 PM   #7715 (permalink)
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Please give me one good reason why the **** not.
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Old 06-08-2011, 12:44 AM   #7716 (permalink)
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The Channel 7 special on Joanne Lees

Cannot believe they're giving an evil ****er like Brad Murdoch air time. FFS.
Spotted the problem right there, tbh
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Completely stuffed my back up at work. It's killing me.

And **** off with your naughty smiles.
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:16 PM   #7718 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:19 PM   #7719 (permalink)
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Completely stuffed my back up at work. It's killing me.

And **** off with your naughty smiles.
So you've suffered an injury in the course of your employment...

The possibilities here are endless.
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So you've suffered an injury in the course of your employment...

The possibilities here are endless.
Going through this scenario with a mate actually.

Could do with some official advice itbt.
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Going through this scenario with a mate actually.

Could do with some official advice itbt.
Happy to help mate.
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Going through this scenario with a mate actually.

Could do with some official advice itbt.
Eat a dick, ****.

How's that for official advice?
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Old 08-08-2011, 08:43 PM   #7724 (permalink)
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So you've suffered an injury in the course of your employment...

The possibilities here are endless.
haha.

its killing me though
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Old 08-08-2011, 08:51 PM   #7725 (permalink)
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Eat a dick, ****.

How's that for official advice?
Get out of it you homeless **** of a squib.
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