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Useless Parents
On the train on the way into the city and all we could hear was this mother (who looked about 22) on the phone swearing at her dad while her little kid (about 18 months old) is trying to get the attention a little kid deserves. Mother gets the ****s with the kid occasionally and yells at it/jerks it away from the pram with some force. At one point its head bumps the wall when its pulled away from the pram. Here's a tip - hang up the ****ing phone and take care of your kid. It wants attention like all kids do at that age (if it's a girl this will continue right through until it's 100 ), so stop being so ****ing selfish and be a parent. Given the option to keep your legs together has gone, it's really the only option left.And yes, I think she was a bogan. Was an interesting trip all up actually - had Bogan Mum, a bloke a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, and some guys from the Netherlands who were asking their Japanese friend a number of intelligent questions such as "Does anyone in Tokyo speak English?", while saying things like "I'm fluent in English now, and I have no accent". Sometimes a simple train ride gives you a glimpse into all facets of human life in a 20 minute trip.
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The Channel 7 special on Joanne Lees
Cannot believe they're giving an evil ****er like Brad Murdoch air time. FFS.
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Truly bizarre stuff. I must have got a criminal record when I was pissed one night or something. And yes Murphy, I know I'm a ****.
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Try getting a criminal record, going in clean makes it look like you've got something to hide... He's furiously digging for dirt as he thinks your some complete crackpot with a good cover story.
Or just link to here to damn your character enough.
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"Sorry, this video was not made available in your country"
Please give me one good reason why the **** not.
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Spotted the problem right there, tbh
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Completely stuffed my back up at work. It's killing me.
And **** off with your naughty smiles.
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And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta |
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The possibilities here are endless.
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Could do with some official advice itbt.
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