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Old 06-03-2009, 11:50 PM   #751 (permalink)
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Guessing he's moved to the uni from somwhere and doesn't know anybody there...He's just trying to fit in, give him 2 months and he'll shut up, at least call him out on the stuff you think he is BSing with anyway, when he starts bull****ting on the stuff you know about tell of your experience, will make him look like a right fool and put him back in his box.
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:36 AM   #752 (permalink)
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My hatred for the Sharks is legendary (Ek's 'n Bull).. They are the Manchester United of South African Rugby, so how many of their fans have actually lived in Natal? I'd say less than 40%
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:38 AM   #753 (permalink)
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People so far up their own arse its not funny

Bloke in my group of mates falls into this category. Usually a genuinely nice bloke, but I'm going to start an "I" count tommorrow. "I did such and such, I did this, I did that". The guy has so many stories I'm surprised he's only 18, not 40. These stories generally involve him doing something awesome/funny/make him look good, and they're all exaggerated. I used to just let this slip and give him the benefit of the doubt on his truthfulness, but he picked a few topics I'm quite well versed in and I'm 100% sure he didn't do what he claims he has. Its ****ing annoying hearing people tell BS tbh, especially when the rest of the group believes him most of the time.

Not really a gear grinder in that I'm not furious, just irritated. I'll give him enough of the rope though, and hopefuly he'll hang himself and learn to STFU about himself.
Yeah, deadset, thankfully the nerd in glasses who gave a girl ten orgasms in one night and ran over a begger has moved out of this place
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:42 AM   #754 (permalink)
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She may be scum but that's pathetic I must admit.
Plenty of people have said far worse then that.
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:43 AM   #755 (permalink)
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Yeah, deadset, thankfully the nerd in glasses who gave a girl ten orgasms in one night and ran over a begger has moved out of this place
Did he leave on his accord or was he told to 'GAGF'?
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:47 AM   #756 (permalink)
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Did he leave on his accord or was he told to 'GAGF'?
He had 'business to attend to in Rowellan Park' (not a suburb for high flyers)

We used to go drinking with him (or he'd go drinking with us more like), and every time we thought he was bull****ting we would put our phones on vibrate and call each other.. Was like the set of a porno sometimes
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Old 07-03-2009, 03:12 AM   #757 (permalink)
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Nothing wrong with a nerd in glasses, plenty wrong with the rest of it though.
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Old 07-03-2009, 07:25 AM   #758 (permalink)
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My hatred for the Sharks is legendary (Ek's 'n Bull).. They are the Manchester United of South African Rugby, so how many of their fans have actually lived in Natal? I'd say less than 40%
I'm a Bulls supporter too, actually. I've lived in the Western Cape for my whole life, but my parents are from the Transvaal, so I was brought up to believe that the Stormers is the worst team in South Africa...I quite like most of the Sharks players though, so if they're not playing the Bulls I'll be cheering for them.

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4-hour practicals on a Friday afternoon. Spending Friday afternoon in the un-airconditioned lab while everyone has gone to the beach really isn't my idea of fun.
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Old 07-03-2009, 07:47 AM   #759 (permalink)
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Massive amount of respect earnt from me for that. Says it all when the students are complaining about dumbing down education.
I'm trying to remember the letter, went something like this;

What has society become when a woman who has taken advantage of everything she has been given is given more attention, publicity and sympathy than a man who fought a world war supposedly to maintain freedom for his children and future generations and has worked tirelessly for his family throughout his life. In today's world were thousands are being killed in dubiously moral wars and millions in famine are we concerning ourselves more with the likes of Jade Goody? What has she achieved? Who has she helped? What has she left behind? The answer to these questions should be obvious yet to the growing majority in the media and society they believe her to be an important aspect of modern culture, enough so to be put on the front page of not just the tabloids, yet the mid-markets and even the broadsheets. Yet most people simply aren't smart enough to ask questions.

Today in study plus (a lesson which I disagree with all together seeing as it is only an excuse to keep the rest of the students occupied whilst the aim-higher group are being manipulated into picking universities, a group which I refused to take part in despite being offered) We were given a lesson on how the media use writing techniques to display the "News" We were given a news article. Was it about the Pakistani terrorist attack? Perhaps an article on the current financial downturn? The War on terror? Gordon Brown's visit to the white house to discuss the future of Britain and America? No It was a group of articles on Jade Goody's struggle with cancer, Now personally I am disgraced that a school supposedly responsible for teaching hundreds of young and impressionable minds and preparing them for adult life have taken part in clouding there minds with this mindless drivel, I only hope you Mr. ****** look into the lesson which Miss ****** has arranged and sanctioned, thank you for reading.
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Old 07-03-2009, 07:57 AM   #761 (permalink)
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Good stuff CDM. Respect to you
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Old 07-03-2009, 08:52 AM   #763 (permalink)
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Study Plus and Aim Higher groups. What a load of ****. Looking at visa options now, because i refuse to have and bring up children in an education system as ****ed as ours.
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Old 07-03-2009, 09:55 AM   #764 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2009, 03:35 PM   #765 (permalink)
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I'm a Bulls supporter too, actually. I've lived in the Western Cape for my whole life, but my parents are from the Transvaal, so I was brought up to believe that the Stormers is the worst team in South Africa...I quite like most of the Sharks players though, so if they're not playing the Bulls I'll be cheering for them..
Fair enough.. In the Eastern Cape we are starved of good rugby so everyone tags onto the Sharks, really annoys me.. I used to live near Pretoria so they were my team when I came down here..

Any team with Luke Watson in it is automatically the worst in the world, we gave that despicable, retarded, precious little wanker of an oxygen theif some serious stick today. I'd shoot the coward in the back if I ever saw him, because that would suit him down to the moment he hit the ground..

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