You know what really grinds my gears? II - Page 499

Mr Casson · 31-05-2011, 04:21 AM

How did Mark Willacy get a job in Japan as a foreign correspondent? The guy's Japanese is worse than my brother-in-law's English, and you know what? That's not a compliment.

Son Of Coco · 31-05-2011, 05:21 AM

I'd say he responded well to the station head's Japanese command of "ore ga iku made namero". Once he'd performed that task, any job in the world was his.

Mr Casson · 31-05-2011, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Son Of Coco

I'd say he responded well to the station head's Japanese command of "ore ga iku made namero". Once he'd performed that task, any job in the world was his.

Must have been a lot of body language to get his point across - mind you I think that would be an easy one for most people.

Son Of Coco · 31-05-2011, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Casson

Must have been a lot of body language to get his point across - mind you I think that would be an easy one for most people.

Yeah, at a certain point it'd become self explanatory I think.

Nnanden · 31-05-2011, 06:54 AM

People who think Adele isn't fat, and yell this at me constantly

She is. She also has an amazing voice. But both these things are facts.

Howe_zat · 31-05-2011, 07:10 AM

It's almost alarming how often people mix up the phrases "He's/she's/I'm/you're not fat!" and "What does it matter if they're/you're/I'm fat?"

I don't understand why these people think denial is a better attitude than having priorities.

Adele's problem is that she's a whining bag.

Nnanden · 31-05-2011, 07:24 AM

+1 Sir Howe

Shri · 31-05-2011, 11:13 AM

Gold from the comments section of that vid:

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Why does she have her BMI listed near the description space? Lol, sorry thats the no. of views.

GIMH · 31-05-2011, 12:02 PM

I would, tbh

BoyBrumby · 31-05-2011, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero

I would, tbh

Famous bird rules apply.

GIMH · 31-05-2011, 12:54 PM

Yep. Would love to be the subject of a Super Injunction.

Langeveldt · 31-05-2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Spark

****s who drive ten metres behind you with high beam on. Turn your ****ing lights down, I find it difficult to drive if I can't see the road and I find it difficult to see the road if 60W lamps are being shone in my face. From three different directions.

Careful retaliating to a tailgater though.. I stuck my brights on and followed a guy for about ten km after he tailgated me down a pass.. ****tard opens his door and appears with a wheel wrench..

The best way to deal with them is just to slow down a bit

Langeveldt · 31-05-2011, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nnanden

People who think Adele isn't fat, and yell this at me constantly

She is. She also has an amazing voice. But both these things are facts.

Don't worry about Adele, according to Youtube, haters are making her stronger

ripper868 · 31-05-2011, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Langeveldt

Careful retaliating to a tailgater though.. I stuck my brights on and followed a guy for about ten km after he tailgated me down a pass.. ****tard opens his door and appears with a wheel wrench..

The best way to deal with them is just to slow down a bit

Why bother following the guy for 10k with your high beams on?

Oh noes - he tailgated me - I'll show him by tailgating him - that'll show him to tailgate me, who does he think he is **** i hate ****s who tailgate - oh no my overreaction to a tailgate has led to an overreaction of the initital tailgater and he's beating my face in with a wrench - but I sure showed him. **** I hate tailgaters.

Top_Cat · 31-05-2011, 08:02 PM

Can confirm it doesn't take much to set off some, though. Was in a car on the way home from band practice, my mate driving. Car behind was mercilessly tail-gating so he brake-checked them, they hit the skids then zoomed ahead, slowed down, stopped and then 4 of the biggest bikie-looking ****ers got out and ran at our car with club-locks and other metallica in hand.

Needless to say we got the **** out of Dodge but they followed us for a while before getting bored enough to leave us alone.

31-05-2011, 04:21 AM	#7471 (permalink)
Mr Casson Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 9,653	How did Mark Willacy get a job in Japan as a foreign correspondent? The guy's Japanese is worse than my brother-in-law's English, and you know what? That's not a compliment. __________________ 'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain. - Wilkins Micawber

31-05-2011, 05:21 AM	#7472 (permalink)
Son Of Coco Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,059	I'd say he responded well to the station head's Japanese command of "ore ga iku made namero". Once he'd performed that task, any job in the world was his. __________________ "What is this what is this who is this guy shouting what is this going on in here?" - CP. (re: psxpro) R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best *R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi* Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath

31-05-2011, 06:54 AM	#7475 (permalink)
Nnanden You'll Never Walk Alone Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New South Wales Posts: 26,186	People who think Adele isn't fat, and yell this at me constantly She is. She also has an amazing voice. But both these things are facts. __________________ Jesus saves proudly supporting Liverpool FC Last edited by Nnanden; 31-05-2011 at 07:23 AM.

31-05-2011, 07:10 AM	#7476 (permalink)
Howe_zat International Coach Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Top floor, bottom buzzer Posts: 13,845	It's almost alarming how often people mix up the phrases "He's/she's/I'm/you're not fat!" and "What does it matter if they're/you're/I'm fat?" I don't understand why these people think denial is a better attitude than having priorities. Adele's problem is that she's a whining bag. __________________ Ain't nothing in the woodshed, except maybe some wood

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GIMH Eternal Optimist Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Shake my tree where's the apple for me? Posts: 43,610	I would, tbh __________________ Watch out, for as soon as it pleases them they’ll send you out to protect their gold in wars whose weapons, rapidly developed by servile scientists, will become more and more deadly until they can with a flick of the finger tear a million of you to pieces RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.

31-05-2011, 07:24 AM	#7477 (permalink)
Nnanden You'll Never Walk Alone Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New South Wales Posts: 26,186	+1 Sir Howe

31-05-2011, 12:54 PM	#7481 (permalink)
GIMH Eternal Optimist Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Shake my tree where's the apple for me? Posts: 43,610	Yep. Would love to be the subject of a Super Injunction.

31-05-2011, 08:02 PM	#7485 (permalink)
Top_Cat Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 21,184	Can confirm it doesn't take much to set off some, though. Was in a car on the way home from band practice, my mate driving. Car behind was mercilessly tail-gating so he brake-checked them, they hit the skids then zoomed ahead, slowed down, stopped and then 4 of the biggest bikie-looking **ers got out and ran at our car with club-locks and other metallica in hand. Needless to say we got the out of Dodge but they followed us for a while before getting bored enough to leave us alone. __________________ Check out my bands! The Colourphonics http://www.youtube.com/user/TheColourphonics http://twitter.com/colourphonics Candice and The Arcade Villains** http://triplejunearthed.com.au/Candi...ArcadeVillains Last edited by Top_Cat; 01-06-2011 at 05:04 PM.

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