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Old 04-03-2010, 08:03 PM   #4156 (permalink)
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She didnt see me either time so she doesnt know who did it. Ive put the key in, rattled and banged around and then realized my mistake and left before the door can be opened. I suggested to my wife that I should leave a note explaining what happened and that she shouldnt be worried but she said that would be creepy.
Keep doing it imo. Then when you see her at day time, ask if she's had people try and get into her room too. If she says yes, comment on how bad the neighbourhood has gotten. She might move out, and if her apartment is better than yours, move into it when she vacates it.

Not that that would be twisted or anything..
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Old 04-03-2010, 08:13 PM   #4157 (permalink)
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Keep doing it imo. Then when you see her at day time, ask if she's had people try and get into her room too. If she says yes, comment on how bad the neighbourhood has gotten. She might move out, and if her apartment is better than yours, move into it when she vacates it.

Not that that would be twisted or anything..
Creepiness times a million if it turns out she already knows it's Goughy and just hasn't said anything for not wanting to embarrass him.
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Old 04-03-2010, 08:31 PM   #4158 (permalink)
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The only reasonable solution is a three-way, tbh.
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Old 04-03-2010, 08:51 PM   #4159 (permalink)
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The only reasonable solution is a three-way, tbh.
now that's creepy
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Old 04-03-2010, 09:34 PM   #4160 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2010, 11:21 PM   #4161 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2010, 11:25 PM   #4162 (permalink)
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She didnt see me either time so she doesnt know who did it. Ive put the key in, rattled and banged around and then realized my mistake and left before the door can be opened. I suggested to my wife that I should leave a note explaining what happened and that she shouldnt be worried but she said that would be creepy.
That would totally be creepy. You're a big guy too, way to scare the **** out of her.
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Old 04-03-2010, 11:47 PM   #4163 (permalink)
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Yeah get this as well, hate it. Only thing worse is waking up to a cramp at around 4am the morning after you've been for a decent run/been playing bball etc.
Yeah, I find that I tend to find the spot where it hurts least and just leave it, which is very bad when you go to get out of bed and faceplant...
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:33 AM   #4164 (permalink)
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WTF is it all about? Seriously? My left calf muscle just cramped up for absolutely no reason. Worst thing.
I get this quite often in the night in my calf. I hate it big time. Worse than being kicked in the balls.
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:38 AM   #4165 (permalink)
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Can honestly say that I barely ever get cramp, and never after playing sport. The only time I ever get it is when I bring it on myself by making fists with my toes, in which case I get it in my foot but it only lasts a few seconds, or until I unbunch my toes. Otherwise I never get it for some reason.
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I get this quite often in the night in my calf. I hate it big time. Worse than being kicked in the balls.
Agreed. Absolute horrid
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now that's creepy
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Warning - grammar Nazi post ahead. If you don't care about the future of our beloved language, read no further.

The 'word' burglarise

I refuse to give it the honour of acknowledging it as even being a word. It's a crime. A deplorable crime against the English language.

The correct word is burgle. Not bloody burglarise.

You don't driverise a car, you ****ing drive it. You don't cleanerise your room, you ****ing clean it. You don't go to uni lecture theatres to be lecturerised, you go there to be ****ing lectured. That's ****ing as emphasis, not as in being lectured about...yeah.

If we're not careful, they'll start saying the burglary was done by a ****ing burglariser. And then the verb will come burglariserise, and my sanity will forever be lost. When will it end? WHEN WILL IT ****ING END?

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Old 06-03-2010, 10:20 PM   #4170 (permalink)
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Can honestly say that I barely ever get cramp, and never after playing sport. The only time I ever get it is when I bring it on myself by making fists with my toes, in which case I get it in my foot but it only lasts a few seconds, or until I unbunch my toes. Otherwise I never get it for some reason.
I know I have not been sleeping enough when I get it (or something like it) in my jaw after yawning, is horrible.
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