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Old 17-12-2009, 07:40 AM   #3406 (permalink)
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"Lappy" means something else round here tbh.
Is that what candy wielding men want from little girls at parks?
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Old 17-12-2009, 09:28 PM   #3407 (permalink)
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****s on public transport who don't use deodorant
about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.
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Old 17-12-2009, 09:32 PM   #3408 (permalink)
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****s on public transport who don't use deodorant
about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.
Make a point of sniffing lots, and loudly, so he hears you. Problem is, they're probably used to it and can't smell it.
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Old 17-12-2009, 09:33 PM   #3409 (permalink)
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about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.
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Old 17-12-2009, 09:46 PM   #3410 (permalink)
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Got up and pointedly moved to a more crowded part of the train in the end.
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Old 17-12-2009, 09:49 PM   #3411 (permalink)
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****s on public transport who don't use deodorant
about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.
Worst thing in the world imo.

****s like that should be brought before a War Crimes Trial.
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Old 18-12-2009, 05:12 AM   #3412 (permalink)
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Got up and pointedly moved to a more crowded part of the train in the end.
Wasn't aware there were less crowded parts on trains these days...
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Old 19-12-2009, 05:30 AM   #3413 (permalink)
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If anyone's seen the scene in Six Feet Under when Nate goes off at his family at the cemetary right at the start for being told feel and act a certain way after a death in the family, then they'll know what's grinding my gears right about now...
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Old 19-12-2009, 05:53 AM   #3414 (permalink)
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If anyone's seen the scene in Six Feet Under when Nate goes off at his family at the cemetary right at the start for being told feel and act a certain way after a death in the family, then they'll know what's grinding my gears right about now...
Sorry to hear that, fella. Whole thing sounds bad news.
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Old 19-12-2009, 06:40 AM   #3415 (permalink)
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****s on public transport who don't use deodorant
about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.
Had one of those not too long ago, had to resort to putting my head in my own shirt, which resulted in me letting go of the railings in the train and falling over - not worth it, in hindsight.
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Old 19-12-2009, 07:23 AM   #3416 (permalink)
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Sorry to hear that, fella. Whole thing sounds bad news.
Thanks mate, in the final hours aws, just trying to focus on other things.
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Old 19-12-2009, 09:54 PM   #3418 (permalink)
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Had one of those not too long ago, had to resort to putting my head in my own shirt, which resulted in me letting go of the railings in the train and falling over - not worth it, in hindsight.
I would die if I saw someone do that on a train...
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Old 20-12-2009, 05:07 AM   #3419 (permalink)
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I would die if I saw someone do that on a train...
Had my backpack on and was carrying my wheely suitcase, was not a pretty sight.
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Old 20-12-2009, 05:15 AM   #3420 (permalink)
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Gonna have to reiterate my rant about people talking in the cinema during the film. Every time I go the talking gets closer to me, louder and more incessant. I honestly can't believe people go to see a film and sit there the whole time just talking to each other - though I suppose when they're Korean people reading subtitles they can talk and read at the same time. Today the film had barely been going 5 minutes when the couple next to me were talking as if they were having a conversation in a coffee shop, so I ssshhh-ed them. Then when my missus asked what was wrong I started yelling in English about how every time we come to the movies this same stupid **** happens and if they've got something ****ing important to talk about they should **** off somewhere else. I'm not sure if they understood the conversation but I think they got the point.

I always knew I was going to end up a cantankerous old man, I'm just glad Father Time hasn't kept me waiting.
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