You know what really grinds my gears? II

[G.I.Joe]

"Lappy" means something else round here tbh.

Is that what candy wielding men want from little girls at parks?

[Matt79]

****s on public transport who don't use deodorant
about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.

[Johnners]

****s on public transport who don't use deodorant
about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.

Make a point of sniffing lots, and loudly, so he hears you. Problem is, they're probably used to it and can't smell it.

[dontcloseyoureyes]

****s on public transport who don't use deodorant
about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.

sorry bro

[Matt79]

Got up and pointedly moved to a more crowded part of the train in the end.

[Burgey]

****s on public transport who don't use deodorant
about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.

Worst thing in the world imo.

****s like that should be brought before a War Crimes Trial.

[pasag]

Got up and pointedly moved to a more crowded part of the train in the end.

Wasn't aware there were less crowded parts on trains these days...

[pasag]

If anyone's seen the scene in Six Feet Under when Nate goes off at his family at the cemetary right at the start for being told feel and act a certain way after a death in the family, then they'll know what's grinding my gears right about now...

[BoyBrumby]

If anyone's seen the scene in Six Feet Under when Nate goes off at his family at the cemetary right at the start for being told feel and act a certain way after a death in the family, then they'll know what's grinding my gears right about now...

Sorry to hear that, fella. Whole thing sounds bad news.

[Manee]

****s on public transport who don't use deodorant
about to vomit on this **** standing next to me.

Had one of those not too long ago, had to resort to putting my head in my own shirt, which resulted in me letting go of the railings in the train and falling over - not worth it, in hindsight.

[pasag]

Sorry to hear that, fella. Whole thing sounds bad news.

Thanks mate, in the final hours aws, just trying to focus on other things.

[Nate]

Christmas Beetles

Just because you have the name of a holiday doesn't give you the right to keep my up by flying around my room at 2 am and suddenly hiding whenever I turn on the light.

[redhotchilipepa]

Had one of those not too long ago, had to resort to putting my head in my own shirt, which resulted in me letting go of the railings in the train and falling over - not worth it, in hindsight.

I would die if I saw someone do that on a train...

[Manee]

I would die if I saw someone do that on a train...

Had my backpack on and was carrying my wheely suitcase, was not a pretty sight.

[Mr Casson]

Gonna have to reiterate my rant about people talking in the cinema during the film. Every time I go the talking gets closer to me, louder and more incessant. I honestly can't believe people go to see a film and sit there the whole time just talking to each other - though I suppose when they're Korean people reading subtitles they can talk and read at the same time. Today the film had barely been going 5 minutes when the couple next to me were talking as if they were having a conversation in a coffee shop, so I ssshhh-ed them. Then when my missus asked what was wrong I started yelling in English about how every time we come to the movies this same stupid **** happens and if they've got something ****ing important to talk about they should **** off somewhere else. I'm not sure if they understood the conversation but I think they got the point.

I always knew I was going to end up a cantankerous old man, I'm just glad Father Time hasn't kept me waiting.