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Code:47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!
I think the issue with women and tatoo overload is in picturing them when they're relaxing on the front porch at the age of 70.
Who cares, how much will you care about looks when you're 70? You'd hope you're not still trying to pick up and old people look largely gross regardless of skin discolouration.
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
I'm really not a fan of tats at all on women... and by that I mean I hate them. I think their bodies are nice enough without having ink all over them, and if anything it makes them look less natural. I also don't really like piercings anywhere other than the ear as well... just personal preference I guess. Just imagine this girl with an amazing complexion, really beautiful olive skin... and her entire arm is covered with a sleeve - it's a waste really.
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."
****ing hell, I've already watched 40 minutes of ****ing football, show some of the ten ****ing NBA games today you redneck ****s.
One that gripes me at work is we have 5 lifts for 7 floors, because the 7th floor is the one with the most staff, the 5th Lift is supposed to be for ground straight to 7 or maintenance staff only (or at a push, someone transporting a shed load of files around). Nothing worse than getting in on ground, someone else getting in on 2 and going to 4. Use your own ****ing lifts (cant disable floors 1-6 either because maintenance do use it sometimes).
Other one that i've ranted at before is people trying to get in a lift before letting people out. ****ing moronic, especially when the lifts pretty full.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
SLC arn't actually government run, farmed out to another company. And they are ****ing shocking. Like everything that gets sold off really. Think something like 10% of students are still waiting for payment off them. The college funding one (is it ELA?) had even worse admin cock ups last year, company running it ended up getting the boot.
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