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Old 01-11-2009, 03:45 AM   #3001 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:02 AM   #3002 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:12 AM   #3003 (permalink)
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I think the issue with women and tatoo overload is in picturing them when they're relaxing on the front porch at the age of 70.
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:24 AM   #3004 (permalink)
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Who cares, how much will you care about looks when you're 70? You'd hope you're not still trying to pick up and old people look largely gross regardless of skin discolouration.
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:26 AM   #3005 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:34 AM   #3006 (permalink)
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Teeth more the issue there.
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:37 AM   #3007 (permalink)
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Who cares, how much will you care about looks when you're 70? You'd hope you're not still trying to pick up and old people look largely gross regardless of skin discolouration.
I don't get why you'd think pick ups would have anything to do with it.
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:45 AM   #3008 (permalink)
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Teeth more the issue there.


Quite so.

TBF tho, the tattoo is nice work (not as scary as Angelina's any road) and she does have a tight body, so ultimately it's just a question of taste, I guess.
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:49 AM   #3009 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:33 AM   #3010 (permalink)
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I'm really not a fan of tats at all on women... and by that I mean I hate them. I think their bodies are nice enough without having ink all over them, and if anything it makes them look less natural. I also don't really like piercings anywhere other than the ear as well... just personal preference I guess. Just imagine this girl with an amazing complexion, really beautiful olive skin... and her entire arm is covered with a sleeve - it's a waste really.
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:39 AM   #3011 (permalink)
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****ing hell, I've already watched 40 minutes of ****ing football, show some of the ten ****ing NBA games today you redneck ****s.
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:42 AM   #3012 (permalink)
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When I take my new starters on a tour of the premises, I point out the lifts but tell them that under no circumstances should they be using them, as we are on the first floor (unless they are disabled etc).
Good for you.

One that gripes me at work is we have 5 lifts for 7 floors, because the 7th floor is the one with the most staff, the 5th Lift is supposed to be for ground straight to 7 or maintenance staff only (or at a push, someone transporting a shed load of files around). Nothing worse than getting in on ground, someone else getting in on 2 and going to 4. Use your own ****ing lifts (cant disable floors 1-6 either because maintenance do use it sometimes).


Other one that i've ranted at before is people trying to get in a lift before letting people out. ****ing moronic, especially when the lifts pretty full.
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Hot IMO.
Hooked up with a girl once with a black vine tattoo on the sleeve extending to her shoulder just like that. Looked incredibly hot.
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Old 01-11-2009, 02:41 PM   #3014 (permalink)
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Yes, another work rant, but i've not posted in 2 weeks and i'm getting withdrawl symptoms.

Had to field so many phone calls this week from people whinging about getting their Self Assessment Tax returns in, all complaining that they cannot possibly get it to us on time due to the postal strike and if we fine them for being late they sue us/take a contract out on our lives/Vote BNP/write to the Daily Mail etc etc etc. Now the official line is we'll probably cave in and let them off, i've preferred the following approaches

'Why dont you go hand it in at the office 5 minutes away then?'
'Why didnt you do it 9 months ago when we sent you the forms'
'Why dont you stop looking at porn and do it online?'



End of the day folks, its your forms you need to get back to us. If you want to take documents you are required to produce by law, full of your personal infomation, hand them to a 3rd party, without getting a receipt, and expect everything to go OK, then dont whinge at me if they CBF working.


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SLC arn't actually government run, farmed out to another company. And they are ****ing shocking. Like everything that gets sold off really. Think something like 10% of students are still waiting for payment off them. The college funding one (is it ELA?) had even worse admin cock ups last year, company running it ended up getting the boot.
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