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Old 13-10-2009, 11:01 AM   #2791 (permalink)
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People who deliberately use bad grammar.

I get it you're fifteen trying to do whatever you can to make yourself fit in so you can lead a boring average life where the only thing you care about is looking cool, not stepping out of the crowd questioning things and pretending you love whatever horny adolescent male wants to have sex with you to pretend you're in a teen drama. But the word can't is spelt can't, not cont, nothing is spelt nothing not nothink and what the **** is pya? (Answer: Some idiot scouse word most often used in the sense "Last night was pya funny, first we terrorised some old women's house then we got drunk, got shagged, went to bed at 2am and woke up at 6pm with a hangover) I know I'm no angel when it comes to grammar but at least I bother to use the English language instead of destroying it and pissing on the ashes.
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Old 13-10-2009, 11:05 AM   #2792 (permalink)
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Old 13-10-2009, 11:58 AM   #2794 (permalink)
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People who deliberately use bad grammar.

I get it you're fifteen trying to do whatever you can to make yourself fit in so you can lead a boring average life where the only thing you care about is looking cool, not stepping out of the crowd questioning things and pretending you love whatever horny adolescent male wants to have sex with you to pretend you're in a teen drama. But the word can't is spelt can't, not cont, nothing is spelt nothing not nothink and what the **** is pya? (Answer: Some idiot scouse word most often used in the sense "Last night was pya funny, first we terrorised some old women's house then we got drunk, got shagged, went to bed at 2am and woke up at 6pm with a hangover) I know I'm no angel when it comes to grammar but at least I bother to use the English language instead of destroying it and pissing on the ashes.
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Old 13-10-2009, 12:03 PM   #2796 (permalink)
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People who deliberately use bad grammar.

I get it you're fifteen trying to do whatever you can to make yourself fit in so you can lead a boring average life where the only thing you care about is looking cool, not stepping out of the crowd questioning things and pretending you love whatever horny adolescent male wants to have sex with you to pretend you're in a teen drama. But the word can't is spelt can't, not cont, nothing is spelt nothing not nothink and what the **** is pya? (Answer: Some idiot scouse word most often used in the sense "Last night was pya funny, first we terrorised some old women's house then we got drunk, got shagged, went to bed at 2am and woke up at 6pm with a hangover) I know I'm no angel when it comes to grammar but at least I bother to use the English language instead of destroying it and pissing on the ashes.
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Old 13-10-2009, 12:04 PM   #2797 (permalink)
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Seriously though, 'fitting in' is an essential part of growing up, for many; it is a fact of life which you should accept.
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Old 13-10-2009, 01:42 PM   #2798 (permalink)
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True, nothing wrong with fitting in, just people being a **** to fit in is what gets to me.
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Old 13-10-2009, 02:11 PM   #2799 (permalink)
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People who deliberately use bad grammar.

I get it you're fifteen trying to do whatever you can to make yourself fit in so you can lead a boring average life where the only thing you care about is looking cool, not stepping out of the crowd questioning things and pretending you love whatever horny adolescent male wants to have sex with you to pretend you're in a teen drama. But the word can't is spelt can't, not cont, nothing is spelt nothing not nothink and what the **** is pya? (Answer: Some idiot scouse word most often used in the sense "Last night was pya funny, first we terrorised some old women's house then we got drunk, got shagged, went to bed at 2am and woke up at 6pm with a hangover) I know I'm no angel when it comes to grammar but at least I bother to use the English language instead of destroying it and pissing on the ashes.
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Old 13-10-2009, 02:14 PM   #2801 (permalink)
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Hahahaha.
She came up to me today and said, "it's a rock band right? Like a really heavy metal band? I want a prize for working it out!"

I then said, "you prize can be wishing him happy birthday on thursday".

She then said "how can a band have a birthday?".

Will have to teach her a lesson next time I see her.
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Reckon thats Sledger with glasses on.....
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Reckon thats Sledger with glasses on.....
That's because you're not wearing your glasses atm imo.
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Old 13-10-2009, 09:42 PM   #2805 (permalink)
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