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Code:47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!
The WA minister claiming that even Adelaide have late night shopping, (bloody crims)
Love Lost. And now Pasag.
proudly supporting Liverpool FC
People who shake hands and congratulat supporters of opposition teams who beat theirs
Two people have approached the only English bloke in the office saying "Well played, it was a tough series for us but you deserved to win.", like they were the ones who actually played in the series. Yeah, sitting on your arse in front of the TV watching it must have been exhausting. **** me. Cue 'does not compute' expression when said English bloke said he doesn't really like cricket.
Parochial supporters kill me.
Depends, if the series has been battled just as hard in the office as on the pitch (ie banter and insults been traded for weeks), then it is a fair closing gesture to that element of the event. But if its the first mention of the cricket, then its a bit stupid isnt it....
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Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Yeah, one of my pet hates as well. I see it on other forums when they congratulate other fans, and the fans reply with 'yeah, cheers, was a tough win". Umm, sorry chaps, but I didn't happen to see a massively overweight fella carrying a packet of chips and a six-pack of beers around the park (unless it's Matt Dunning).
I saw 45 minutes of Lost. Here is what I learnt:
Hobbit, bald guy, hot girl crash on desert island.
They have enough supplies to survive seemingly forever
Some weird stuff with some special numbers or something.
There's a polar bear on the island.
RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006
Actualy, have they explained the Polar Bear yet?
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The Culture of Mediocrity is forever, and is proudly brought to you by New Zealand Cricket in association with Grant Bradburn Sports and the Unholy Alliance
RIP Craig Walsh
Driving 3.5 hours to an accident site at some **** hole in the Hunter Valley and the dickhead client who lives 5 minutes away is running late.
WTF?. I'm supposed to hit off at 1.30 at the latest. If this **** makes me late I'll play tomorrow morning and he can run his own case.
Of course, he's a ****ing Pom to boot. Turd.
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