Yeah, like others have said, probably fair enough in most other countries, but not really any excuse over here.
Yeah, like others have said, probably fair enough in most other countries, but not really any excuse over here.
Every Adelaide-based FB friend I have commenting about the heat
It's hot. We get it. I'd rather endure it than your whining. HTFU.
The heat
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I hate summer. I cannot stand it when it's 30-35 degrees and people say that it's a 'Wonderful Day' or it's 'Beautiful Weather'. Hmm, no it isn't. 22 degrees is beautiful weather, 25 degrees is beautiful weather not ****ing 35 degrees.
Never knew that Melbourne could get up to 43 for three days consecutively. Bring on Winter and the big chill that happens in June and July and if it's going to be this hot every summer I'm seriously going to consider moving to Hobart.
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So lame. I mean really whats the point...
Bull****ters
Okay so we have a medium night out last night starting with a few pre-drinks around the braai at mine, now next door is a guesthouse and there is this guy who has been staying for a while, he looks very bored, so I ask if he wants to join us. Big mistake.
He procedes to, over the course of the night, to do absolutely everything in his power to impress me. Now I'm not sure why, being a lanky student pilot with poor hair/accent and not a big boobed blonde I was confused by this onslaught. Perhaps he was just trying to ingraciate himself as he is new to SA. Anyhow, the drinks flow, he starts bringing his religion into things and how he "never gets offended by anything despite being a muslim" - thats fantastic for him I'm sure but I'd rather not talk about religion or deep political issues around a braai thanks, and you don't have to talk about Muslims like they are some sort of special case.
It gets worse as we move to a club, we're in female company and a couple of close guy friends, and he's going on about how he's such an animal when he's out, he grabs one of his friends and tells him to tell me just how cool he is on a night out. So someone I've never met has to sit down with me and while he watches, tell me how cool this guy in fact is. Then he's telling me about how his libido shoots few the roof after a few beers, but he has so many responsabilities at home he can't go out very often, so he hasnt had even a beer for six months. Then the subject turns to the problem of child beggars in Africa, and he's telling me how he once got a guy in a headlock, put him on the ground and then ran him over after he came begging at his car window in Kenya. By this time I'm cringeing, perhaps he still thinks we are all rampant racists who go around necklacing black people, but he's telling me about how he will "beat and kill" anyone who begs overzealously. "Look at my knuckles, they are still healing, I broke this one guys cheek" he said. One girl has had enough and storms out.
"Whats her problem?" he says, "I have no idea" I say. "Anyway about my libido, the best thing I've ever done is make a girl come ten times!" - By now it's about ten o'clock and I'm glad we are no longer in the company of anyone, he has scared them all off, but unfortunatly some girls on the next table obviously heard, I look like the coolest man in PE being stuck with this chump.
Then my saving grace, the proverbial toilet card gets thrown my way, he's got friends in the bar upstairs that he wants to go and see and "would I mind if he joined them for ten minutes".. "Make it twenty I said, no in fact you can go up there all night, you can leave for as long as you want" - Luckily this idiot laps it all up "Wow thanks" he says, unaware that I was in fact smiling so hard at getting rid of him finally.
Even more luckily, my friends mum has an epileptic fit and we have to race back home anyway, leaving the chump to massage his libido on his own in the bar upstairs, thats what happened, honest.
Guys who brag about their girl friends' sexual abilites, in public, as if it so cool. Actually makes Perm's crankin posts look godly.
EDIT - Haha just now read the above post! What coincidence.
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