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    Quote Originally Posted by Steulen View Post
    Hmmm...took away a bit of class from it for mine. Otherwise one of the most excellent rants ever. Mustard will become big on this forum, no doubt, especially once our own beloved Richard sorts out his ISP troubles.
    Missing those all too prolific postirfication from CW's Bradman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clapo View Post
    Not my rant, but found it pretty damn funny.

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    Found this comment even more funny.. Goiterboy!

    Well done
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    This is the funniest thing i've ever seen
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    Quote Originally Posted by ripper868 View Post
    Queenslands lack of Daylight savings resulting in *Live* sport being delayed an hour

    Sick of it...why the **** cant wallabies v barbarians be shown at the same instant that nsw is viewing it...get up early to watch it, only to have my mate tell me the half time score while i listen to the commentators go through the start team...and now the same thing for the tennis...couldnt fully enjoy dokics win as my mother mentioned "how good was dokic's win" while they were halfway through the third on QLD CH7...lift your game broadcasters, no-one cares about Mr T's flavourwave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt View Post
    Found this comment even more funny.. Goiterboy!

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    Posted by: goiterboy, Wollongong, on 27/01/2009 4:55:52 PM
    This is the funniest thing i've ever seen
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    People who watch terrestrial channels on satellite, when there is only one decoder
    So I'm upstairs watching the crescendo of our mutilation of the Australian 'cricket team', and some punk downstairs decides he wants to watch Dr Phil, but instead of tuning the TV to channel 2, so we can all watch what we like, she tunes the decoder to SABC 2.. Stupid bitch

    People in England who moan about the place to me
    You told me to piss off back to SA if I didn't like it in the UK, so thats exactly what I did.. Why do you assume I give a **** if it's a miserable dump? Not my problem any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt View Post
    People in England who moan about the place to me
    You told me to piss off back to SA if I didn't like it in the UK, so thats exactly what I did.. Why do you assume I give a **** if it's a miserable dump? Not my problem any more.
    I suspect you just mean English people in general. Moaning is the widely accepted way of making conversation up here. I love a good rant so can hardly talk, but one of the girls i live with is horrifying (made all the worse by her hardcore Liverpulian accent). Complaints so far include "someone used my butter", "the light in that corridor is far too dim", "my boyfriend watches so much football" and, "that dog outside won't stop barking" (a particularly ironic grievance imo).

    I am fully aware of how hypocritical this post is, btw.
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    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    I suspect you just mean English people in general. Moaning is the widely accepted way of making conversation up here. I love a good rant so can hardly talk, but one of the girls i live with is horrifying (made all the worse by her hardcore Liverpulian accent). Complaints so far include "someone used my butter", "the light in that corridor is far too dim", "my boyfriend watches so much football" and, "that dog outside won't stop barking" (a particularly ironic grievance imo).

    I am fully aware of how hypocritical this post is, btw.
    I get what you are saying, but it's more aimed at specific family members and friends who were like "Get out of the UK if you hate it".. Now I've left they are all "Ooh the weather's rubbish, we are all losing our jobs can we come and visit?"

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    People drinking Mac's Gold at a Belgian Beer Cafe

    Now, don't get me wrong, Mac's Gold is a solid choice at many bars. But there's just something wrong about going into a Belgian and choosing a bottle of it over all the wonderful tap beers on offer.

    It's like going to an exotic foreign cuisine restaurant and asking for fries, IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    People drinking Mac's Gold at a Belgian Beer Cafe
    I'd rather drink Mac's Gold than Stella Artois, Kronenbourg 1664 or any other overpriced European bilge.

    Maybe the guys drinking Mac's had been dragged there by their mates with more money than sense?
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    Fair enough, each to their own.

    And no, it was just two guys there together, both having Mac's. They could have gone next door and had it for a considerably lower price.

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    Maybe they like the barmaids at Belgian Beer Cafe?

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    That is a possibility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    Maybe they like the barmaids at Belgian Beer Cafe?
    Or barmen if they're that way inclined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    Or barmen if they're that way inclined.
    We don't want to hear about your nights out, Athlai.

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