and I can bet I'm half the size of the majority of you beer chuggers on here as well!
I resent being labeled a "beer chugger".
I'm not limited to one form of substance abuse.
I know a place where a royal flush
Can never beat a pair
Truth is I look like one of the Carib Girls.
Nah I'm a fat middle-aged man pretending to be a girl.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
So yeah, one just flew into my room, crapped all over my keyboard and LCD, and left. WTF, you were in here for a total of two seconds, why couldn't you hold it in? And what's with crapping en-flight? ****ing bird.
Haha, awesome last 20-odd posts.
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