Reminds me of that bash.org quote:
<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
Getting out in crap ways
Batted at 5 today, came in with about 8 overs to go and needing 60 odd to win. First ball, this absolutely crap spinner walks about and floats on up outside the off stump, I poke at it and edge it to backward point. So ****ing angry. I don't really care if I get a first baller just slogging and going for it, I don't care if I play a bit of a crap shot against a really good bowler, I just can't ****ing stand it when I play a **** shot against a **** bowler and just have a **** dismissal. Worst thing.
Bus seat hogs
So I sit next to this bloke, but does he shuffle over to give both of us more room? No. His thigh is squeezed against mine the whole time. I'm forced into taking up only about a fifth of the seat, and my legs are squashed right up against each other and if my phone was to ring, I'd have a 0% chance of being able to reach into my pocket to get it.
Bollocks. You love that close contact. Be honest. You know you do.....
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