You know what really grinds my gears? II

[Flem274*]

Originally Posted by Craig

I would hate to see what that tiger would do then.

You saw nothing...

[Craig]

Originally Posted by Flem274*

You saw nothing...

You might need to fork my eyes out with a pitchfork then.

[Uppercut]

Ridiculously thick people

Lisa Baxter, 19, of Gullane, was working at working at the zoo on April 23 when Timba, an African white lion, sunk his teeth into both her hands after she put them through a hole in the fence, designed for television cameras, to stroke a cub.

[andyc]

Reminds me of that bash.org quote:

<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

[Uppercut]

Originally Posted by andyc

Reminds me of that bash.org quote:

<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

[jondavluc]

Originally Posted by andyc

Reminds me of that bash.org quote:

<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

[PhoenixFire]

Getting out in crap ways

Batted at 5 today, came in with about 8 overs to go and needing 60 odd to win. First ball, this absolutely crap spinner walks about and floats on up outside the off stump, I poke at it and edge it to backward point. So ****ing angry. I don't really care if I get a first baller just slogging and going for it, I don't care if I play a bit of a crap shot against a really good bowler, I just can't ****ing stand it when I play a **** shot against a **** bowler and just have a **** dismissal. Worst thing.

[nightprowler10]

Originally Posted by Burgey

First read that and thought some of the English posters here had gotten hold of Matt Prior.

Genuine .

[Kweek]

Originally Posted by PhoenixFire

Getting out in crap ways

Batted at 5 today, came in with about 8 overs to go and needing 60 odd to win. First ball, this absolutely crap spinner walks about and floats on up outside the off stump, I poke at it and edge it to backward point. So ****ing angry. I don't really care if I get a first baller just slogging and going for it, I don't care if I play a bit of a crap shot against a really good bowler, I just can't ****ing stand it when I play a **** shot against a **** bowler and just have a **** dismissal. Worst thing.

know the exact feeling, exactly the same happend to me

[ripper868]

Originally Posted by PhoenixFire

Getting out in crap ways

Batted at 5 today, came in with about 8 overs to go and needing 60 odd to win. First ball, this absolutely crap spinner walks about and floats on up outside the off stump, I poke at it and edge it to backward point. So ****ing angry. I don't really care if I get a first baller just slogging and going for it, I don't care if I play a bit of a crap shot against a really good bowler, I just can't ****ing stand it when I play a **** shot against a **** bowler and just have a **** dismissal. Worst thing.

It's worse when your sitting on 48* looking at your maiden 50 and do exactly what you described.

[_Ed_]

Bus seat hogs

So I sit next to this bloke, but does he shuffle over to give both of us more room? No. His thigh is squeezed against mine the whole time. I'm forced into taking up only about a fifth of the seat, and my legs are squashed right up against each other and if my phone was to ring, I'd have a 0% chance of being able to reach into my pocket to get it.

[Burgey]

Bollocks. You love that close contact. Be honest. You know you do.....

[Craig]

Originally Posted by Burgey

Bollocks. You love that close contact. Be honest. You know you do.....

Perhaps he was wanting to get to know Ed a lot more

[scorpiogal]

Originally Posted by _Ed_

Bus seat hogs

So I sit next to this bloke, but does he shuffle over to give both of us more room? No. His thigh is squeezed against mine the whole time. I'm forced into taking up only about a fifth of the seat, and my legs are squashed right up against each other and if my phone was to ring, I'd have a 0% chance of being able to reach into my pocket to get it.

Totally understand. And it doesn't help when the majority of the population is f***ing fat. That means it's a daily experience for me on evenings.

[Johnners]

Might I suggest you start by walking 30 minutes everyday?