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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    I would hate to see what that tiger would do then.
    You saw nothing...
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    Jeets doesn't really deserve to be bowling.
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    Well yeah Tendy is probably better than Bradman, but Bradman was 70 years ago, if he grew up in the modern era he'd still easily be the best. Though he wasn't, can understand the argument for Tendy even though I don't agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    You saw nothing...
    You might need to fork my eyes out with a pitchfork then.
    Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever...

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    Bradman never had to face quicks like Sharma and Irfan Pathan. He wouldn't of lasted a ball against those 2, not to mention a spinner like Sehwag.

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    Ridiculously thick people

    Lisa Baxter, 19, of Gullane, was working at working at the zoo on April 23 when Timba, an African white lion, sunk his teeth into both her hands after she put them through a hole in the fence, designed for television cameras, to stroke a cub.
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    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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    Reminds me of that bash.org quote:

    <samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
    <samsim> and got mauled
    <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
    <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
    <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.


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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc View Post
    Reminds me of that bash.org quote:

    <samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
    <samsim> and got mauled
    <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
    <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
    <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc View Post
    Reminds me of that bash.org quote:

    <samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
    <samsim> and got mauled
    <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
    <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
    <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
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    Dumb I told him"the serpent that never dies is dead I took her life three thousend years ago! the never ending battle has ended"

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    Getting out in crap ways

    Batted at 5 today, came in with about 8 overs to go and needing 60 odd to win. First ball, this absolutely crap spinner walks about and floats on up outside the off stump, I poke at it and edge it to backward point. So ****ing angry. I don't really care if I get a first baller just slogging and going for it, I don't care if I play a bit of a crap shot against a really good bowler, I just can't ****ing stand it when I play a **** shot against a **** bowler and just have a **** dismissal. Worst thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    First read that and thought some of the English posters here had gotten hold of Matt Prior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    Getting out in crap ways

    Batted at 5 today, came in with about 8 overs to go and needing 60 odd to win. First ball, this absolutely crap spinner walks about and floats on up outside the off stump, I poke at it and edge it to backward point. So ****ing angry. I don't really care if I get a first baller just slogging and going for it, I don't care if I play a bit of a crap shot against a really good bowler, I just can't ****ing stand it when I play a **** shot against a **** bowler and just have a **** dismissal. Worst thing.
    know the exact feeling, exactly the same happend to me
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    I think it's really disappointing of her - would only take a minute or two of her time....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    Getting out in crap ways

    Batted at 5 today, came in with about 8 overs to go and needing 60 odd to win. First ball, this absolutely crap spinner walks about and floats on up outside the off stump, I poke at it and edge it to backward point. So ****ing angry. I don't really care if I get a first baller just slogging and going for it, I don't care if I play a bit of a crap shot against a really good bowler, I just can't ****ing stand it when I play a **** shot against a **** bowler and just have a **** dismissal. Worst thing.
    It's worse when your sitting on 48* looking at your maiden 50 and do exactly what you described.
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    Bus seat hogs

    So I sit next to this bloke, but does he shuffle over to give both of us more room? No. His thigh is squeezed against mine the whole time. I'm forced into taking up only about a fifth of the seat, and my legs are squashed right up against each other and if my phone was to ring, I'd have a 0% chance of being able to reach into my pocket to get it.

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    Bollocks. You love that close contact. Be honest. You know you do.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Bollocks. You love that close contact. Be honest. You know you do.....
    Perhaps he was wanting to get to know Ed a lot more

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    Bus seat hogs

    So I sit next to this bloke, but does he shuffle over to give both of us more room? No. His thigh is squeezed against mine the whole time. I'm forced into taking up only about a fifth of the seat, and my legs are squashed right up against each other and if my phone was to ring, I'd have a 0% chance of being able to reach into my pocket to get it.
    Totally understand. And it doesn't help when the majority of the population is f***ing fat. That means it's a daily experience for me on evenings.

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    Might I suggest you start by walking 30 minutes everyday?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Mitch Johnson is ****ing awesome for cricket.
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    Ponting's ability to ton up in the first innings of a series should not be understated. So much pressure, so important. What a great!



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