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Old 22-05-2009, 04:35 PM   #1531 (permalink)
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Just avoid all sort of quizzes and the like.
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Old 22-05-2009, 07:02 PM   #1532 (permalink)
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Car alarms

More specifically, the one belonging to the car in the carpark right outside my window that's been going off non-stop since about 11 pm last night. Going crazy here.
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Old 23-05-2009, 06:02 AM   #1533 (permalink)
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Car alarms

More specifically, the one belonging to the car in the carpark right outside my window that's been going off non-stop since about 11 pm last night. Going crazy here.
Ouchhhh....
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Old 23-05-2009, 06:46 AM   #1534 (permalink)
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It turned off a few hours after I posted that. Ground so many people's gears.
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Old 23-05-2009, 10:04 AM   #1535 (permalink)
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If the car alarms going off and noones attended within 30 mins, hotwiring/joyriding is considered legal, infact, seen as a public service.
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Old 23-05-2009, 08:38 PM   #1536 (permalink)
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Just break the knee caps of the person who owns the car. That will teach the **** a lesson.
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Old 23-05-2009, 09:42 PM   #1537 (permalink)
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Haha, solid advice. See if the noise the car owner makes at all resembles their alarm.
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Old 23-05-2009, 11:00 PM   #1538 (permalink)
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andyc to watch the Tim Robbins film Noise to get some tips on how to shut the bastard up next time.
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Old 26-05-2009, 01:23 AM   #1539 (permalink)
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Leon Trotsky

Seriously, I don't care. **** off.
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Old 26-05-2009, 02:11 AM   #1540 (permalink)
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Leon Trotsky

Seriously, I don't care. **** off.
Trotsky's one of the most interesting characters in history, why the hate?
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Old 26-05-2009, 02:13 AM   #1541 (permalink)
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Because I don't like assignments.

Especially 8 minute speeches...
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Old 26-05-2009, 02:21 AM   #1542 (permalink)
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Just be grateful you're not doing it on Stalin, the man so boring he was nicknamed "Comrade Card Index".
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Old 26-05-2009, 02:22 AM   #1543 (permalink)
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I wish we did something like, well, something i'd like...

Which in history isn't very much...

Totally should be a sports history class. Would go gun.
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Old 26-05-2009, 02:28 AM   #1544 (permalink)
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I did history in school and I loved it.
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Old 26-05-2009, 02:33 AM   #1545 (permalink)
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This might boost your interest in Trotsky - http://www.newseum.org/berlinwall/co...einventing.htm

I find that interesting, anyway.

Then there's his ice pick-related assassination.
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