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Thread: You know what really grinds my gears? II

  1. 20-05-2009, 05:30 AM #1501
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    What has become of this thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggy31 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
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    Don't lower the tone Ed
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    Slow Walkers
    you might not have anywhere to go, but some of us are trying to make a connection from a train to a bus, or catch the train, or not be late for a meeting, and freaking people wandering along, weaving back and forth, stopping in the way drive me nuts. I've taken to jostling, and may soon start carrying a hockey stick to clear the way.

    Alternatively may need to switch to decaf. (although ironically, haven't had time for a coffee at work the last few days, so maybe its more caffiene I need, not less)
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    Yeah, **** people who walk slowly, especially if they're like three abreast and you can't walk past them without stepping onto the road. Admittedly I'm a bit of a fast walker so I don't really expect everyone to keep pace with me, but at least have the decency to get out of the way if you're going to stagger along like a triple amputee on valium.
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    Indeed. Well said, both of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FaaipDeOiad View Post
    triple amputee on valium.
    Plenty of them where you're from, I'm told.
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    Haha, yeah. Think the topic has come up a few times in this thread. Don't necessarily mind people walking slowly if there's room to get past them, but people standing two abreast on an escalator deserve to be thrown off the side.
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    ****ing hate ****s who walk up escalators. You're not impressing anyone, ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt79 View Post
    Slow Walkers
    you might not have anywhere to go, but some of us are trying to make a connection from a train to a bus, or catch the train, or not be late for a meeting, and freaking people wandering along, weaving back and forth, stopping in the way drive me nuts. I've taken to jostling, and may soon start carrying a hockey stick to clear the way.

    Alternatively may need to switch to decaf. (although ironically, haven't had time for a coffee at work the last few days, so maybe its more caffiene I need, not less)
    Quote Originally Posted by FaaipDeOiad View Post
    Yeah, **** people who walk slowly, especially if they're like three abreast and you can't walk past them without stepping onto the road. Admittedly I'm a bit of a fast walker so I don't really expect everyone to keep pace with me, but at least have the decency to get out of the way if you're going to stagger along like a triple amputee on valium.
    Yeah, I think some people must think I'm an obnoxious **** because of the disgust I show as I finally get past them, but **** them, the amount of trains I've missed because of slow-walking idiots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    ****ing hate ****s who walk up escalators. You're not impressing anyone, ****.

    Naaaaahhh

    Just because the steps move, doesnt mean you dont have to move yourself, they are still stairs you know. When you get home, do you feel aggreved that you actually have to walk up yourself? Some of us want to get upto the top floor before Christmas, move your ****ing arse over so I can.


    People who stand still side by side on escalators should have their feet nailed in place and left to see what happens when the steps run out.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    ****ing hate ****s who walk up escalators. You're not impressing anyone, ****.
    Haha, this. Always get guilt-tripped into walking on them. And then feel dirty afterwards.
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