Three shark attacks, two by great white sharks, off the east coast of Australia in the last two days. One of the white pointers was 5.5 metres long and following its victim all the way back into the beach as she was being rescued. That's definitely in the **** that for a joke category. Check out the hole it put in the girl's surfboard.
I'm not one of those people who think we should go after the sharks for doing what they do - it's their ocean more than it is ours and I think they're fantastic animals - generally when they attack humans it an 'honest' mistake on their part. That said, I'm going to respect their authority and stay the **** away from them!