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    What cricket players would most want to be the girlfriend or wife of and why ?

    If you were a female (or are one) and could be the perfect sporting wife or girlfriend
    of any current (or also now retired, or even now deceased) male cricket players you greatly admire or even dislike, who would you most want to be with and please say why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDuncan View Post
    If you were a female (or are one) and could be the perfect sporting wife or girlfriend
    of any current (or also now retired, or even now deceased) male cricket players you greatly admire or even dislike, who would you most want to be with and please say why.
    What kind of question is this? Why would someone even ask this?

    Warnie obviously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDuncan View Post
    If you were a female (or are one) and could be the perfect sporting wife or girlfriend
    of any current (or also now retired, or even now deceased) male cricket players you greatly admire or even dislike, who would you most want to be with and please say why.
    Nathan Astle.

    Because he's apparently filthy in bed.

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    This thread will get a lot of Watto love.

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    You could say, a whole Watto love?

    I'll show myself out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDuncan View Post
    If you were a female (or are one)
    All the best questions begin with this phrase.

    Probably Brett Lee.
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    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    All the best questions begin with this phrase.

    Probably Brett Lee.
    Yeah, I think if I was a woman or a dude that liked other dudes then Brett Lee would be my first choice as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goughy View Post
    Yeah, I think if I was a woman or a dude that liked other dudes then Brett Lee would be my first choice as well.
    Even if he serenaded you with his crappy guitar and singing?

    Hung like a horse, for the record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    Even if he serenaded you with his crappy guitar and singing?

    Hung like a horse, for the record.
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